Decadent Gooner

A modern bourgeois gooning amongst the ruins

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

US twitter: here are some of my fantasies of sexual violence inspired by that cringe magical realist WMAF memoir

Mexican twitter: the cartels, like most social problems of contemporary Méjico, can be traced back to the machinations of that bastard sonofabitch Benito Juarez…

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

(stealing indigenous knowledge) Yoink! This could come in handy…

[Jacob @koulrophilia]

“Romantic love is thus a path to disillusion, unless this disillusion accepted from the start, decides to vary the ideal constantly, constantly sewing new suits in the soul’s workshops so as to constantly renew the appearance of the person they clothe.”

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

@bronzeageshawty Clitorises aren’t real

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@nkulw These students need to stop protesting and start having more sex with their professors

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

“So out in LA, they do these kinds of readings and parties, except instead of Yarvin it’s with like Dril and Hasan Piker.”

“Sounds boring.”

“Um actually they’re both really cool guys, I’ve met them personally.”

“I want to meet Hitler.”

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

Cocky want boing boing

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

@xlorentzen

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

Oh, is a class-struggleball happening?

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

@whstancil

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@weeklymessianic @realtarquinism @mcrumps @DnlKlr Wow a load of meaningless schizobabble thanks

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

@IncelsCo Women can orgasm?

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

Very carefully

[David Klion @DavidKlion]

This might be hyperbolic but how exactly does Columbia survive this? I’m sure there will be a university called Columbia in Morningside Heights when this is over but I’m not sure it will be recognizable.

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

Everyone says this

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@NeoBactrian Basil you WILL submit to Stancil’s BWC

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

I goon only when I am in love, even if only for a moment

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

Hey man, nice cock.

[Decadent Gooner @DecadentGooner]

Saw a tweet that said “dogpiled” and panicked that it said “dogpilled”

The Incels are tiiiiiiiired.