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No daddy just issues.

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It’s mostly for us, but feel free to Click to read the humor and stupidity in our friendships.

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Not the floor tickets being more then $200 cheaper for Teddy swims than the ticket I bought lmao
I’m still close af but I’m not floor 😭

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Every time we give @kfc a chance, we regret it. It’s not even the food, the closest location to us is slower than all hell.
What takes 2+ hours?

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@cardgani @koshumbeml Her daughter asked to be chip 😭

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How is every target within 30 miles of me not answering.

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@tacobell take away the crispy chicken tacos and burritos ONE MORE TIME.

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Target needs to find a better way to reflect inventory. A better connection needs to happen because why has your websites inventory said the same thing for DAYS when I already called and they said no?
BROTHER

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@CallofDuty FIX YOUR SHIT

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@Activision is getting on my last nerve. A whole update to make it its own tile, had us purchase the game AGAIN even though we have it on disk and now we can’t get the loadouts to work.

I’m so over them.

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I love that I’m on day 3 of not being able to play @CallofDuty because even though I have the disk and didn’t have ANY issues before the update, it’s requesting we buy it. We can’t download it, we’ve taken every step possible and @Activision doesn’t seem to give af lmao

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Guy at concert- “Strawberry tequila shakeeeer!”

“If it’s free I’ll takerrrr”

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🌴 A THREAD 🌴
Dip into my life and see how wild it is.
We’re alright I guess 🤙🏼

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It’s mostly for us, but feel free to Click to read the humor and stupidity in our friendships.

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My mom’s so toxic and I have to stop convincing myself she’s not.

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Every day officer janky says
“ see you Monday” since he’s off Thursday’s and Fridays.
But I’m off Mondays so ever. Single. Time. I say
“Tuesday”

And his old little laugh is so cute 😭😭

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Ciara- I’m so tired I need like.. a 4 loko

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Dear @DisneyPlus , your website fucking sucks.
You want my payment but can’t update it on your website? Or over phone? OR A DIFFERENT BROWSER?!

Mind you…It’s for or Hulu & I have to log into Disney to change my payment who already HAS MY UPDATED PAYMENT

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I’m so sad I can’t get the Terry Cruz skin on COD BO6 😭

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This sickness is absolutely kicking my ass bro

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If I find something dumb or dramatic on social media, I scroll. I move on. I don’t even think about it later on.
The concept of absolutely having to write something ignorant is crazy to me

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I just don’t understand what the point is of being such a hater. If you don’t like something, why add salt to the wound and comment? If someone’s being vulnerable, why comment something nasty?
It makes me sick seeing women bring down other women

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Came across someone I unfollowed years ago because she always commented nasty judgmental shit. For being an influencer, that’s not cool. She’s a friend of someone I went to high school with and if you see this tweet I’m so sorry girl

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Knowing that everyone is miserable because I got them sick sucks so bad.