Kaalia

Buy me a Tesla. I'll pay you later.

[Akshay Verma @IamAkshay01]

इश्क और नशे हिसाब से करने चाहिए

वरना राते खराब हो जाती है।।।

[Akshay Verma @IamAkshay01]

Mohabbatein taught importance of "Background verification in hiring" to corporate world

[Kaalia @Decemberweek]

@TerkehhBsc Good

[Kaalia @Decemberweek]

@TerkehhBsc Good

[Akshay Verma @IamAkshay01]

meri life mai 'can we skip to the good part' waala part hi skip ho gya hai

[Akshay Verma @IamAkshay01]

At this age, 'your account has been credited with XXXX' gives more happiness than 'baby I love you'.

[Akshay Verma @IamAkshay01]

February got me excited not because of valentines day but 28 din me salary 💸💵

[Akshay Verma @IamAkshay01]

I think between age 21-29 is a phase of hustle, suffering and smiling, depression, overthinking, wondering whether you'ill achieve and make it in life. 90's babies hope y'all alright, you will be okay someday. Hang in there, dont lose hope.

[Akshay Verma @IamAkshay01]

Itni jaldi khatam ho gayi, salary thi ya chips ka packet.

[pooja @vfriendlypasta]

Unpopular opinion- when you have a goal in life, you do not 'rest your eyes' after shutting the alarm

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Sandeep Bhaiya watching Talibani becoming DM without appearing in UPSC 🤣

[shree @lilavacadoe]

Coca cola in Dubai

[BaT-BoY™ @inkrrish]

Me : Bhai tu Rajsthan se hena?
Frnd : Ha toh ?
Me : Ghar aana kabhi Paani pilaaunga

[Kaalia @Decemberweek]

It's not call me by your name. It's call me by my surname in India.

[Kaalia @Decemberweek]

@Whisky_Lactone @kinng_fisher_ Alok kha gaya Oreo

[घर जा ग़ालिब @gharjaghalib]

Kejriwal fighting with Corona