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To My All Followers,
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One day our country will be corruption free.

Which tense is it?

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Future impossible tense😉😃

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Mohabbat Mein Milna Zaruri He.
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Faraz..!
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Warna!
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Ankh To Hijare Bhi Milaty Hain,
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(,") Oh Ustad
<))> Kiya Gehri
_//_ Baat Kar Di.

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Zyada Sochna Ap Ke Dimag Ko Corrupt Kar
Daite Hai.

Ap Ki Khushya Khatam Kar Deta
Hai.

Aur Akher Mai Ap Depression Ka Shekar
Hojate He 😉😃

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Bachpan Mai Mere Doston Ke pas Watch Nai
Te Lekin Time Sab Ke Pas

Te Aj Sab Ke Pas
Branded Watches Hai Lekin Time Kisi Ke Pas Nai

Miss U

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لو آج سے ہم نے بهی بدل لی سوچ اپنی اے دوستو

جو سہنی لڑکی کا رشتہ لے کر دے گا وہی ووٹ لے گا

رشتہ دو ووٹ لو😉

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2 Bar Lips Py,
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2 Bar Gaal Py,
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1 Bar Mathe Py,
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1 Bar Hathon Py,
Vaseline. Zaroor Lagana, Sardi Aa gai Hy Na

#HappyWinter

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Life Mein 3 Cheezon Ko
Kabi Mat Chorhna

1-Sharafat
2-Salamat..

Or

3rd In Dono Ki "Bachiyon
Ko😉😆😃

(,")/ SacHi YAri
<)) Sab Pey
// Bhari

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Admi:Mohabt Shadi Se
Pehle Honi Chahye Ya
Bad Me?

Boy: Mohabt Shadi
Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k
Bad bs Uski Khbar Bv
Ko Nhi Honi Chye

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Ek Lohaar ki 101 Betiyaan thi.
Kisi ne pocha kya ye 101 Larkiyan apki hai..

Lohaar ki Bivi muskura k boli nahi

100 Sunaar ki😕
1 Lohaar ki😉

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Zaruri Nahi K Insaan Sirf
AAG Sey Jale..!!
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(,")/ Kuch
<)) Log
/> To
Mere Style Sey Bhi Jalte
Hain

By
@ChFaisalHunjra

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GirlFrind Promise Karo K
Muje Kbi Tuch Or Kis K Lye Majboor Nhi Kro Ge?
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BoyFrind Behn Phir Tu
Ghar Ja Meri B Namaz
Ka Waqt Ho Rha He

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#Pathan Ki Girlfriend Ne
Usy Message
"Kya I Miss You"

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Buhat Dair Sochne K Bad #Pathan Ne Jawab Diya Ok,
Muje Manzor He.
"I Student You.!

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#Doctor: Motape Ka Ek Hi
Elaaj He Ap ROZANA
Sirf 1 Roti Khaya Karo.

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#Mareez: Yeh 1 Roti Khana Khanay Sey Pehly Ya Khanay Kay Baad..??

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1st Pagal: Tum Ne
Kahan Tak Parha Hai?
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Doosra Pagal: Maine M.A Kiya Hai
Ab Soch Raha
Hoon Matric Kar Loon.
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Ya udass Hai To Ye Taveez usko
Send Karo
Khush Hojaye Gi

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