·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅

⠀ ⠀ ⠀❛ 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀┊ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ sɪx’s ᴍᴏsᴛ 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 °. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐇 ❜

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀⠀

⠀· ࣪ 𓂃 : ━─┈ ℓσя∂ fяσѕт
⠀⠀⠀⠀
˛˙ Just be thankful I didn’t ( 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇 ) you.
⠀⠀⠀⠀
*╱ ะ 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝙿𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 ࿓࿔ 。 𓂃 ⧉

⠀⠀⠀⠀#DbsRP - #DbzRP

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

Zzzzzz

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀

⠀ Yeah, got into some issues that put me out of commission for a while. How’s things ? You look clean and healthy, like you’ve eaten a fresh apple.

⠀

[Ｇｏｈａｎ． @iUnboundLimits]

Hi .

It's been a minute .

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀

⠀ Takes one to know one. I mean look at ( your ) figure, more feminine and prettier than most women I’ve met. I bet it’s grippy as hell too.

⠀

[𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 。 @__survivxr]

You're such a criminal... I'm sure you have no regrets.

I can definitely see you disguised as a woman; you certainly have the figure for it.

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀

⠀ Hi.

⠀

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀

⠀ Theft, fraud, tax evasion, murder, cyberbullying, assault, resisting arrest, prostitution, and many more. Although I promise that I’ve done no prostitution, I’ve only dressed up as a chick one time to catfish this rich asshole, and it worked, stole most of his assets.

⠀

[𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 。 @__survivxr]

Jail? What did you do? Something heinous, most likely.

And yes, I did miss you a bit. Was wondering where you went for quite a while.

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀

⠀ Just got out of jail. Bit sooner than intended tho. I’m sure you’ve missed the shit out of me, hohoho.

⠀

[𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 。 @__survivxr]

It isn't all that bad. Gives me something to do, and it's important work.

....

Also, long time no see.

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀

⠀ Garbage, garbage, garbage.

⠀

[𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 。 @__survivxr]

Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork....

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀

⠀ What’s a cutie patootie like you doing here.

⠀

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀
⠀“I am redeemed. Vote for me !”
⠀

[Glacier Snow @snowy_alien]

“That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.”

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

⠀
⠀“Universe Six, I’m here to save you.”
⠀

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

“I wanna poop but I’m scared of skibidi toilet suddenly popping inside my ass.”

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

@CowIifa “Do that little super thingy of yours where you become all glowy~.”

𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘗, 𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘗, 𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘗, 𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘗, 𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘗 ! 💦

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

“Get the fuck outta my sight before I demolish you.”

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

“Threaten me with a good time, yes.”

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Grumbling under her breath,

“Next time I’m biting your hand.”

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

@CowIifa // Ok but the 777 medals for LR Goku was absurd.

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

You got me. ✋😏🤚

[𝐍𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐚 @SilvasValkyrie]

Something thinks they're really 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺,
but in all honestly their rhymes are shit and 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘺.

Christ, you're 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘺,
just shut up and admit Caulifla makes you 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘺.

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

My every touch is 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘴,
Your every sound is 𝘣𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴.

I can’t say that I’m really 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘥,
Of threats that come from a fake 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦.

[𝐍𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐚 @SilvasValkyrie]

𝗖𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝙧𝙚𝙙,
𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙.

𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧,
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝙛𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧. (@DeceptivePirate)

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

A long red print over his face. Grins.

“It was worth it.”

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Loud yelp!

Tail smacking him immediately!

[·﹕𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ━─┈ ❅ @DeceptivePirate]

Pinch.

[╰☆☆ ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 ☆☆╮ @blovedExecution]

Cat-like stretches, claws dragging against the ground and tearing up the earth below.

“Mmmm, so bored…the night still beckons my consciousness.”