𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒

🇸🇴 Muslim / philosopher / philanthropist / trillionaire / seeker of all that is good

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

That’s like 1.5 meals are we joking

[Jessica @cinamoorolll]

men how the fuck do you even get fat when your maintenance diet for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,200 calories a day

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@IntwalaSufian @gunnerpunner 10-13% is ideal for a footballer, why do you think every footballer has defined abs

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@hateithere85 @tealandroid @goymalitmk all niger congo people look nigerian

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@hateithere85 @tealandroid @goymalitmk so it's not a similar analogy is it dumbass

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@hateithere85 @tealandroid @goymalitmk would be funny until you realise genetically an iranian is 10x closer to an arab than a nigerian is to a somali

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

Wowzers

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Inde Navarrette for Jimmy Kimmel Live

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

never seen somebody giggling to gore like this in my life

[ابن أوتشيها 🇸🇴🇩🇯🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

ISIS execution x chicken shop eats 😭 😭 😭 2015 was something else

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

messi fans are like the atheists of football, i won't elaborate

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

Guys on about media literacy are the biggest larpers

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

and i supported both teams, i might need to quit football icl

[﹒ @aroyagain]

this is crazy

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@YDigidk @RkFutbol football was never about aesthetics

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@Gertrude260467 @xerokl @WhateverVishal well no if he eats over his calories he'll put on fat

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

‘Is it me or does Eid not hit the same’

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@leo_paladino @ZombHarris Yeah if he eats nothing all day and walks 20k steps otherwise no chance

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

it's still hot ash near midnight fuck this shit man

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@crackerrapist1c @Geox369 @akua_obeng42840 europeans are also mostly diasporic africans according to that logic

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

i think it's time we admit the qamiis is somali culture. this shirt + macwiis combo is horrid

[Beni-Amer @BeniAmer_]

Somali 🇸🇴 groom ditched the Arab thobe & bisht for a traditional macwis at his nikkah. Is this finally embracing Somali culture or doing too much 🤔?

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

@davewst they don't actually care about culture as long as it's not arab

[𝕌𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒 @DeceptiveStrkr]

we're looksmaxxing and reading literature this summer

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the ONLY thing that matters is being as handsome as possible. women, you wouldn’t understand