I’ve decided to “identify” as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my “values” and I’ll probably get shoes from Nike & tickets to @MLB games. Ain’t America great?
@heidimackerman1 I read and liked this as soon as you posted it only to realize 2 days later at 4:41am that you meant "fuck" as in "have sex with" and not "fuck off" and so I'm back to say yes please thx
Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding...
It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂
Trump lost the Electoral College by 74 votes, lost the popular vote by 7 million votes then lost 56 post-election lawsuits including two that went to the Supreme Court and were rejected 9-0.
Tired of winning yet?
Republicans think that children being slaughtered in their classrooms with weapons of war is the cost of freedom but that wearing a mask to save lives during a pandemic is too high a price to pay.
Tuition-free public college is a dangerous socialist takeover of higher ed, as opposed to the far superior capitalist takeover of higher ed, which reliably buries millions of Americans in trillions of dollars in debt & graduates them into low paying jobs without good healthcare👍🏽