ParodyDecider

The ultimate authority and no holds barred arbitrator on what constitutes true parody. In a world filled with utter disappointment, I will never let you down.

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@LEOJ4547 @Polymarket American police are trained horribly compared to Canadian police.
So quick to escalate and draw weapons.
Canadian police have much better training to defuse situations.
Just compare the stats for weapon usage. That tells the story pretty clearly.

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@Victoriakay99 @LEOJ4547 @Polymarket I feel the exact opposite. American customs agents treat ppl like terrorists that want to topple their government.

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@YachtyParty @somenuso @Polymarket Literally no one is “suggesting it”. That’s disingenuous.

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@somenuso @Polymarket Either you’re part of the propaganda or you’re too fucking stupid to k ow that you’ve fallen for propaganda. Derp

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@FoodProfessor @Contrarian_Can You obviously do not understand anything about risk management.
The United States has think tank pieces on strategies to take over Canada. Moron

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@acecampspen @Rickisback_ON_X @mvanduch420 lol, Canadians have always been and will continue to be infinitely more informed than any simpleton south of the border. It’s always been a running joke globally just how self centred, entitled and profoundly ignorant Americans are on average.

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@Builttooutlast @Rickisback_ON_X @mvanduch420 The irony is that it’s a real affliction but doesn’t mean what they think it means.

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@Texanprimus @Rickisback_ON_X @stillheredammi1 @TheLastRefuge2 TACO

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@TaylorCtaylor67 @hitaskunk @NovaJules1 False, Google is not your friend.

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@Jimhelives @lakemonstercl1 False. Canada needs to secure its southern border.

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@petamocto @realDrTT It’s hilarious that you think X is a reflection of reality.
You also have no clue that healthcare is a provincial mandate, not federal.

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@GuntherEagleman Fuck off with your AI slop.

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@QDSMom @IngrahamAngle “The state”
Right… I’m calling BS on this one.
You know fuck all about Canada.

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@IngrahamAngle More dumb anecdotes from Lazy Laura as she continues to try to slag Canada for her low information viewers. Boring.

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@danemayer @OccupyDemocrats Person, woman, man, camera, tv.
Simple

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@danemayer @OccupyDemocrats This is the exactly what authoritarian regimes do.

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@IngrahamAngle Laura, as usual, is acting like a retard.
I wouldn’t want him powerwashing my house either. He’s an economist.
Your point is just moronic.

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@MAGAMichelleS69 Gulf of Mexico lol. I thought you retards changed that to Gulf of America

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@MAGAMichelleS69 @DiabloPick Yet you morons can’t stop talking about us

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@MAGAMichelleS69 Simpleton exists just to trigger people. What a fulfilling life you must lead. Yawn