Declan Adams

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Looked out my office window yesterday and my car was on fucking fire. Wednesdays am I right 🙄 #humpday

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

I’m taking 5 to think big.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Your honor my client is guilty can I get another one

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

I’m starting to think this Epstein guy may have been up to no good.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

@SThingsSpoilers They fucking killed it.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

People who drive the exact speed limit should have to pay a substantially bigger amount in taxes.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Yeah there’s a bubble.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Okay ladies, not all at once.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

So I quit energy drinks a couple of months ago and had a dream last night that I chugged an entire white monster energy drink (it was so fucking good). Is this what recovering alcoholics feel like???

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

It’s an upside down by Jack Johnson kinda day today. #letsgetit #90&sunny #daydrinking #gentlemensambission

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Fuck asking girls for their numbers I’m gonna start asking them for their Strava

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

I did it. I threaded the needle going 125mph through the EZ pass cash only lane. Currently sitting in a holding Cell In Merrimack NH but all the police officers are saying how cool I am. #worthit

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Gonna go fuck around downtown and get myself into a slight quarrel

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

@steven_chase44 I actually just ate a single orange slice and I’m all good now, crazy how far modern medicine has come!

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Bad news guys, came down with Scurvy. Only have a couple days to live, God I wish there was a cure to this horrible disease. #whyme #arghhh #scurvy

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Mind blowing performance by Punxsutawney Phil today, probably the best I’ve seen since he debuted in 1887. #6moreweeks #phil #fuckingstud

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Made it to my 8:30am class on time with a 30 minute commute and two different subway switches. Incase you’re still wondering, yes, I am in fact better than you.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Walking through the most dangerous town in Barcelona listening to Adele through my headphones rly makes me feel completely and utterly fucking invincible.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

Got the Wordle in 2 today, hide ur mothers.

[Declan Adams @DeclanAdams10]

I could definitely thread the needle going 120mph through the E-Zpass cash only zone