Declan Corr

Orchestrator, Arranger and Keyboardist. Occasional doctor, full time nerd. Views personal. RT are not endorsements

[Declan Corr @DeclanCorr1]

@kavaemma Let’s be honest “Arthur, why is this bit SO much better than the rest of it?” sums up most of his output…

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@Emma_Gait I’ve seen some …creative scroll carving in my time but this is silly

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I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for A Strange Loop on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/JlYhTBMc5t

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@LukeFlower1 @LondonAnaesth @gaswomancometh I’ve frequently heard a “peloton of anaesthetists”

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@yon_fool My personal favourite sin is people who use BOLD plain expression text for their dynamics as a “stylistic choice”.

Bitch, my foot up your ass is also a stylistic choice because I absolutely cannot work with this. There is a plug-in that fixes this, but then they’re still bold!!

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@beccaridout @ThreatNotation Hate to "um, actually..." but it's actually just a bunch of public school kids who don't necessarily have any musical training whatsoever. Something something "tradition" something something.

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@alysbetsan15 @BakeOffMusical Too mainstream

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@BenFergusonMD Erm… this is a dance-heavy show, not a Park and Bark

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Let me hear any of you’s say musical theatre ain’t real music

[Ariane Todes @ArianeTodes]

Wait, Shostakovich went to see Jesus Christ Superstar TWICE?? 🤯

[Declan Corr @DeclanCorr1]

@Kumaranism The worst part is that’s a Sub-Tenon’s needle

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This is extremely worryingly my level of humour

[Mechanical Life Support @MLSCourse]

The moment you've all been waiting for! You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... 🤔
#MLSelfontheshelf

[Vapourologist @Vapourologist]

Hogwarts department of Anaesthesia:

Dr Potter CT1 - From the moment he picked up a laryngoscope, he’s been told “Yer a gasser Harry”

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One of my favourite things to find in the medical notes is references to “aspirational pneumonia”. What’s it aspiring to be? ARDS? Chest Sepsis?

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@Kumaranism Arrive
Blame the left
Criticise GPs
Declare defunct

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@yon_fool Hello, I’d like to make a complaint

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@yasminleighw @bobbybalmoral Don’t forget the jazz hands on 2 and 4…

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@alysbetsan15 Mate, that really stinks…

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Homer Simpson: Anaesthetist
When anaesthesia is no longer needed at the trauma call …

[Declan Corr @DeclanCorr1]

@Kumaranism @drphiliplee1 #OffLeg

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Tomorrow at 10am.

#AllWillBeRevealed