Declan Green

Forever in our hearts @Mystic_Jim

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@showerfeelings Pro tip: Never visit England, this is our humour and the more you dislike it the funnier it is for us

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@darrengrimes Not that there's anything wrong with coloured hair or being queer, but make educated decisions before you pick teams where they are both as bad as each other

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@darrengrimes

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@anon_opin The world kids grow up in now is pretty shitty, for the sake of a tenner why not help make a good night for a few kids that knock on your door

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@anon_opin You don't live in a well populated city where you can at least halve your commute with one...

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@fesshole If you're down to 20 already, guess you are in a small office with no one disabled? Happened at mine, now I just use the super deluxe extra room toilet. Or if there is, make friends and check they don't mind

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@anon_opin They risk ridicule by their peers (which to take the punt is actually a great sign of character) and also to understand enough to be one doesn't exactly take years of experience. All power to them, smells like jealousy to me

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@showerfeelings There is absolutely no way that whether anyone else is real that it should make a difference to you also

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@anon_opin No one that you are aware of...

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@anon_opin As someone who chooses violence in this (and doesn't eat healthily), this is absolute bullshit. If you think eating healthy is more expensive than going out every weekend on the booze, then I will have to inform you that you are a moron.

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@fesshole Do you live in N1? 😂 This happens to me every day 😂😂

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@anon_opin They should be eaten like dips, with naans or garlic bread

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@fesshole "Took a train to a fun couple's photoshoot"... he's the bullet dodger here, not you 😂😂

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@anon_opin Tell me you have pent up rage towards other people who are more capable at using technology than you... without saying it

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@AskPaddyPower
@SkyBet
@williamhill
@bet365
Can I request a bet of the following league order exactly at the end of the season?
1. M City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea
5. Spurs
6. West Ham
7. Man Utd
#RequestABet

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@BetfairCS
Can I request a bet of the following league order exactly at the end of the season?
1. M City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea
5. Spurs
6. West Ham
7. Man Utd

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@arakszabo @Apple Let's be honest, no one will use this emoji for a scenario of a pregnant bloke. It's going to go on the end of couples texts talking about dinner or lads will use it to make fat jokes about each other. Why's everyone so mad?

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

@CryptoKaleo UAE called on OPEC to increase production and iraq have history of overproducing

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

Removing these from schools was child abuse. #fuckjamie

[Declan Green @DeclanGreeeen]

If this dude getting prayed to really is so powerful can he not put prayer reminders in people's Google calendar, instead of playing the sound of a cat dying on a megaphone to wake those of us with hangovers up 😴😴😴