straggot

He/Him, Dumb/Bitch, saying words to (maybe) change the world

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

this has to be one of the most depressing texts i have ever received from my mother

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

seriously one of the sweetest things you can say to another person is: “I can tell we woulda been besties in middle school.” 😭

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

@yzyszzn does anyone know what “legal stuff” they are referring to?

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

@stardustandhome @evemmore i need more people to watch Spree with him in it! It’s a great little horror film that doesn’t get nearly enough attention!

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

hey @elonmusk remember when you said this?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How can people be expected to have faith in Trump if he won’t release the Epstein files?

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

either my inner high school child is healing or i’m about to enter my worst depressive episode yet cuz ya boi has had Tame Impala on REPEAT

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

doja cat meets a random fan outside, who then gives her his t-shirt�

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

yes tha’am! thank you tha’am!

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

Idc when and Idc how but there needs to be a live Hex Girls movie and Sophie Thatcher should play one of them

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

@ABelleMusic I have not read either yet!

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

Severance has the kind of writing and world building that i just intrinsically feel like it should have its own graphic novel universe. it’s so rich in nuance and character lore that i would read 50 issues of it IMMEDIATELY

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS IS SO STUPID LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

some of y’all want to force ANY two fictional same sex people to be in a relationship so bad, that you overlook the underrepresented best friend relationship that is staring you right in the face

[Tony @bloodylikeabod]

What’s your UN-WOKEST opinion?

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

if we all complain about the photo update enough, will they change it back

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

it is INSANE to me that there are legitimately people out there that watch Wicked and walk away seeing elphaba as a donald trump fill in… like, WHAT??

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

i feel like ultimately the only way i will ever be able to get into star wars is if i date someone and they force me to watch them. no tea, no shade, no hate to the franchise or the fans, but there’s just so many movies and trying to catch up/become invested feels exhausting 😭

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

i miss the ole days when i would only get annoying snaps on mother’s day or nye from snapchat wishing me a happy holiday, BUT NOW im getting snaps from moana 2 and gaultier?!?? time to burn it down and start over!

[straggot @DeclanPRhodes]

More people should be talking about this!!

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

This was actually so gangster for a man with late stage dementia lmao

[ayda (taylor’s version) @mebeayda]

declan: sometimes i put on my tap shoes and freestyle to mirrorball
hailey: she says ‘all i ever do is try try try’ and you wanna tap to it?