Decoco's Daily Tweets (Parody)

I love long walks on the beach (shirtless)
I love to go on hikes (shirtless)
I love to game (shirtless)

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I think im going to take a break from social media and figure out the mysteries of life (2-3onions).

Thank you to all that have been here with me.

#lifemaxxing

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@Zelowrath @yungleaa_

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I was edgemaxxing at the gym, this buff chick says "nice form" I came so hard it blew through my compression pants + joggers + hoodie. So i beat up the homeless guy outside for his pants (fightmaxxing) and then went back inside the gym to finish looksmaxxing.
#loooksmaxxing #edge

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@snowmixynsfw SMASH

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@snowmixynsfw SMASH

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@snowmixynsfw SMASH

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@snowmixynsfw SMASH

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@snowmixynsfw SMASH

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@snowmixynsfw SMASH

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@stroneywastaken Time for you to start "Terrormaxxing"

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I was really disappointed when i saw this page was not about food. I'm so hungry right now i could absolutely crush an entire chocolate cake from cheekcakse factory or a chocolate cream pie fuuuuuuk @xocakepop

#cake #pie #creampie #TaylorSwift

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@Stungodx Because its white like cum

#cum #splode #jizz #billclinton

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The worst part about driving is looking up from my phone every few minutes.

#speedracer

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When i go for long drives i listen to an 8 hour recording of animals mating.

#natureisbeautiful

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If you hand me your baby i will drop it

#babies

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If you see me at blizzcon just instantly start fighting me you wont win

#pdiddy

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@seantheww Should of been banned for longer, your actions are inexcusable.

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@Zelowrath @Stungodx Yes and send me shirtless selfie covered in oil like woundman.

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Do i start an onlyfans of my biggest "shatters and combusts"?

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Everytime @Stungodx sends me a selfie i watch sisterhood of the traveling pants while crying and then pull pud. Does this happen to anybody else?

#demonhours #horny #2023 #BillieEilish

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My Penis is so big i have a FiveSkin

#happyhalloween