Alice 🌲📚🌲📚

Notebook Thoughts from Someone Who Bought Too Many Notebooks.

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@hollowearthterf Girlboss here means any woman who prioritizes her career over her appearance. Sydney is still considered more successful at being hot than successful at her career… even though her career is in being hot.

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@PstafarianPrice @DezziDelight_ You’re laying out a more detailed plan by the minute and I’m writing everything down!

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@witlegit @mtnhousewife Honestly, it’s still a lovely home aesthetic

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@papistlurker @chadwifeyeet Her mom sent thank you cards to OP for OP to fill out and thank mom for the previous gifts

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@PstafarianPrice @DezziDelight_ You are incredibly right, and now I have a new financial goal

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@ModestyQueen19 @MATCHAMUVA Let this be me next 🙏

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@wrowclif Has anyone ever successfully negotiated for 41.5 weeks?

[Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things @uppityhobbit]

Right. Only women care about proper care/handling of their tools. Feel free to go out to the garage and use that stuff any which way.

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@BourgaultGilles @leah_hat Out of earshot means the parents can’t hear it.

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

your daughter is statistically more likely to be assaulted by her father than a random nurse but go off i guess

[VB Knives @Empty_America]

There is no more "working class" in the sense of a class of functional workers who accept earning far less than the middle class, and thus provide services that feel affordable to the middle class.

Your plumber wants and will have all the same stuff that *you* have. Or More.

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@DCDMANDEM @Dannyhbrown @HannaCanadia She will have missing teeth and still be too good for him.

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@mountainwesttax Why do we never tell husbands they have to contribute to their wife’s retirement fund? Spousal IRAs exist for a reason.

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@seattleiminyou A lot of guys don’t have access to the women they would willingly pay for dinner dates with.

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@GRoditiD I think sketching would be nice and approachable. Easy to pick up and put down at random while still being enjoyable

[𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕬 🦇 @Nyct0phil3_x]

My even hotter take is 99% of "inconveniences" around having kids are just society making things difficult to access for families rather than inherent issues with kids.

Car seats until 12 and "5 seater vehicles" not fitting 3 car seats in the back are great examples of this.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

It happened when the predictable outcome of every attempt at air travel became a night spent on the cold floor of an airport thanks to endless delays. You want me to wear a suit to the airport, treat me like a human and leave the hell on time.

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@alyssaleann I make soup and freeze it in 1 cup portion silicone molds called Souper Cubes. It’s a lifesaver when I’m sick

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

@allie__voss I think the issue more so is that women are willing to be friends with men they would never date, and women want that firm boundary to not be romantically approached by undesireable men that they’re friends with.