ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt

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⠀⠀⠀“𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒎𝒆....”
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[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

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#ApexLegendsRP | #ApexRP | #MVRP

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

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⠀⠀❝𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒆.❞
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[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

(Runs away!)

🏃‍♂️💨

[≫ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ⫽ 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑. @PILOTSPLIGHT]

acknowledged. you are dismissed.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

....okay. Well, it's a nice rat.

[≫ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ⫽ 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑. @PILOTSPLIGHT]

i am indifferent.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

Oh. You don't like your rat? Er, Rat?

[≫ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ⫽ 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑. @PILOTSPLIGHT]

no. to name something is to form an attachment.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

Rat? 🤨 That's it? Not Jack, or Jane.... o-or whatever?

[≫ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ⫽ 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑. @PILOTSPLIGHT]

yes. rat.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

Does the rat have a name?

[≫ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ⫽ 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑. @PILOTSPLIGHT]

you don’t. but if you don’t commit, you will be dead, so take your chances.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

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Um, you've already done that before, so how do I know you won't kill me again?
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[≫ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 ⫽ 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑. @PILOTSPLIGHT]

praise her

or perish

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

(Oh NOW he's skeptical)

What kind of 'stunt'?

[𝘋 𝘖 𝘕•𝘖 𝘊 𝘛 𝘈 𝘝 𝘐 𝘖 @CH0SUPIDO]

Wait, wait, hold up. I can get you the beers, compadre! But in exchange for the beer, I want to use your fancy party ship in a stunt.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

|| Do I listen to my inner voices and make Caustic?

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

I'd rather have free beer for life. But I guess kisses aren't so bad.

[𝘋 𝘖 𝘕•𝘖 𝘊 𝘛 𝘈 𝘝 𝘐 𝘖 @CH0SUPIDO]

Alright, so check it, Witt. The ticket? First come, first serve. You feel me?

[HYPERMYST @HYPERMYSTx]

New Universal Heirloom "Twin Razors"

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

Really? 🤨

[𝘋 𝘖 𝘕•𝘖 𝘊 𝘛 𝘈 𝘝 𝘐 𝘖 @CH0SUPIDO]

RAHHHHHHHHH.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

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Why is he always being beaten up?? ʷʰʸⁱˢᵗʰⁱˢˢᵒʰᵒᵗ
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[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

|| These pant straps 👀

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

69, heh-he.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

|| I am so bad at apex, it ain't funny

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

@Orochi_Rockstar "Wow, you got really dark with that."

He gave the man a look.

"Music seems nice. What kind of music?"

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

Setting up the bar for the night crowd.

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

@Orochi_Rockstar "For the ladies~" he drawled, winking and giving the man finger guns.

He laughed at the look Yashiro gave him before shrugging and picking up the rag, wiping down the bar for the hundredth time.

"Fame, wealth... glory. Uh, mainly used the funds for the bar and my party ship."

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

@Orochi_Rockstar Oh, right.

Scoffing, he stood and held out his hand to the other.

"Elliott. Elliott Witt."

[ＭＩＲＡＧＥ︱ Elliott Witt @DecoysNTricks]

@Orochi_Rockstar Elliott shook his head, the name not registering. It was always good to find something new to listen to.

"You mean like you?"

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