decoysheep

chain-smoking, alcoholic, old as hell Oklahoman nerd/hick who sometimes says funny things. sex positive demiromantic/asexual. he/him they/them demonwhore 34

[decoysheep @Decoysheep]

Seeing life in black, white, and greys leaves the world bleak. There's a whole spectrum of outlooks. A myriad of lived experiences. We should listen to them now, especially now.

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@BatAtVideoGames Do you ever think about how somewhere out there, some poor kid is totally going to blast this out in the open and effectively end his social life?

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@Yorishiriamori @ChloeImagine Parry the depression!

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@Rango_The_Prude @spideytorchhq Broke and the universe has it out for him.

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@PurgyReal @EmuyMichael654 @Bonnymama7 He partnered with the witch to try and find ANYTHING that would be too far for the villagers. He instead has become unfortunately wealthy as a result.

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@FeedRosie @PippyM_ Did you bring in sauces, when I asked... For rubs~

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@Universal4karts "deal while you can because the light just turned motherfucking green"

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@Aji_ben72 @SymplyTonbra "Nothing personel l, kid"

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@orisha1808 You best believe it's hammertime?

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@tunechistark With how many kids he's got, dudes gotta have entire side industries instead of hustles.

[✡️𝙋𝙞𝙜_𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙤✡️ 📖comic books agenda📖 @Magneto_Pig]

-create a new elseworld Spider-Man that's married to MJ with 2 kids
-everybody immediately likes him more than current 616 Peter
-get mad
-kill him off unceremoniously

Marvel cannot be fr bro

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@ArmentaOlivares @AlekseySfw It's him, he's 256 men. The bitch was changing his appearance just enough to count as a unique entry.

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@elonhangurself @moroku75 @dailygwenpool Paul turns himself into a computer, solely to mess up peters dating sims.

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@moroku75 @dailygwenpool He's trying to experience a relationship that doesn't immediately explode or get manipulated by the devil.

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I don't think the world is ready for the death of Fred durst. Because these kids will look , and they will BREAK SHIT!

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@Geomann01 @anime_ Oddly enough, it would work on not a small amount of them. Just none of the heavy hitters.

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@RiseFallNickBck "Arnie will remember that"

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@AnUnabashedNerd @FeliciaRedwani @sham_exe Did you... Snort?

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@FeliciaRedwani @sham_exe @AnUnabashedNerd That's the only sweet one, you shouldn't bully em

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@FeliciaRedwani @sham_exe @AnUnabashedNerd Yans

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@cturnbull1968 I believe they call them sundown towns.