Chase Colossus

Self aware robot. Old soul in juvenile clothes.

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

@PatMcAfeeShow I don't want to overreact BUT I think Evan McPherson is a better post season kicker than Vinatieri. Most valuable post season kicker of all time. #overreactionmonday

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

@maxbemis I hope mine called "Grimm" was one! Hope I get it really soon, Soooo excited to hear it!

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

My will to live... #UnusualScavengerHuntItems

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

Trump toilet paper. It pays for #GoldenShowers

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

While I was driving to work last week I saw two bald eagles picking at a deer that got hit by a car. #2016PresidentialElection

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

Have you accepted Jesus? #4WordRedFlags

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

@ShortPeople911 @Short_People_ @shortpplprob

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

You'd think smelling farts all day would make you grow pretty quick. #shortpeopleproblems @ShortPeople911

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

@chrisrock I really hope I don't see an apology for this tweet later

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

Violence, the perfect conclusion to this NFL season. Way to keep it classy Seattle. #superbrawl

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

That moment when you realize the whole world is against you. #ShortPeopleProblems @ShortPeople911

[Chase Colossus @Decr8dEmergenC]

Someone at @BobsBurgersFOX is a @SayAnythingMuz fan.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

North Dakota Senate Passes Two Unprecedented Abortion Bans | http://t.co/EquPATygYI | Move will outlaw most abortions in the state.

[Max Bemis @maxbemis]

Too neurotic to ever be truly bored