DecreeB

Depressions a bitch but I'm a badder bitch. 30 he/him.
Just a silly American man

[DecreeB @DecreeB]

Today is my birthday, and for it I finally got my first tattoo, pictured below! Brief 🧵 on inspiration, meaning, and the reason I wanted to get this, specifically, as my very first tattoo

CW/TW depression and self-harm

[Jeffrey Ⓥ @LiftForever67]

#SundayThoughts

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

If she can't actually drive - she can't actually supervise. People have literally died because of @Tesla tweets like this.

[DecreeB @DecreeB]

@jordandvdsn Spot on. The moment you had a loose grip that my consciousness was stirring, this was it

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

What the F*ck is so hard to understand?

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Just saw a sign that said NO PARKING and thought it said NO PASTA

the Italian Americans are tiiiiired

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Just tell them to buy less lattes, maybe bomb a few less kids.

[Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉 @nehmdoge]

It’s actually the billionaires and private equity firms you slobber over you fucking buffoon

[DecreeB @DecreeB]

Back when Netflix was just barely taking off, still did mostly mail-in discs, and RedBox was solid competition, my friend's dad predicted that eventually they're just gonna re-evolve into normal cable TV out of greed. Just, an online version instead

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV

[DecreeB @DecreeB]

Going to the store, y'all want anything? Cocaine? Fentanyl?

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

they robbed your future from you and blamed it on immigrants and half of you were stupid enough to fall for it

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

"Terrorist" is now a term meaning anyone who doesn't meekly bow down to authoritarian overreach.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[DecreeB @DecreeB]

Spotify: YoUrE ouT Of AuDIobOoK MiNUtEs

[DecreeB @DecreeB]

This is one of the most famous, easy to understand scientific experiments even for a layman to understand. The fact Musk doesn't get it *at all* is hilarious, bro's a complete moron 😂

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Very few people on this website know of the double slit experiment, but just know Elon Musk, a guy who should understand it, 100% does not. He is a moron

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Never forget this photograph

[DecreeB @DecreeB]

Once again Capitalism showcasing how they value *their* profits and *their* assets more than *your* life. Capitalism is a disease on humanity. The single greatest dystopia mankind has wrought upon itself

[The Real Guardrail Guy @theguardrailguy]

Dayton, Ohio Flock camera in concrete. Not installed with slip plate tested at Texas A&M

[jezz @JezziiB]

Trump told you he’d run America like a business.

He is.

It’s called asset stripping. You go in, sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, & walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.

Venture capitalist politics.

[James @NitroRad]

"I don't care what's illegal, I need my candy bars to stop breaking" is pretty much the whole psychology that ruined society for everyone