I'm Bob's.

1999 Honda, nondescript in color, allegedly no issues

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Who in the HELL is this jackass driving me???? Where's Michael??? Thanks, Bob....you fucker.

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I can't take it anymore. I wish he would sell me but he's so damn indifferent. How does such an egomaniac drive a car that's been so abused?

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This car has been better maintained than me. http://tweetphoto.com/15320291

[I'm Bob's. @DecrepitHonda]

Dear birthday fag, I am giving you nothing since that's what you give me. No oil, no bath, no maintainance, no luv. It's amazing I still run

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See that light? That light has been on for 5 years. It says "MAINTENANCE REQUIRED." You think Bob's done anything about it? HELL NO!!!

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See that light?!?!?! http://tweetphoto.com/10058740

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PLEASE - someone help me! Does anyone care? Michael cares and would've repaired my handle in 2002 when it broke!!!

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It's bad enough that he's indifferent to my filth inside and out, but my door handle has been broken for years http://tweetphoto.com/9501789

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http://twitpic.com/ytxi3 - Bob treats me like his own personal garbage can. No one can see my beauty because I'm filled with his refuse.

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http://twitpic.com/y9njv - Look what he leaves on me while he drives around! It's embarrassing!!!

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I'm outside freezing in my own muck. Bob is inside, warm, making millions. Why is he too cheap to run me through a car wash???

[I'm Bob's. @DecrepitHonda]

Bob ... do you ever hear my cries? Please ... at least wash me!

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It's a shame my owner doesn't take better care of me. Michael cared.

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Yikes! I feel so dirty on the outside...and on the inside. I'm covered in a layer of disgusting grime from my dashboard to my backseat.

[I'm Bob's. @DecrepitHonda]

it's difficult treading with these bald tires. My owner doesn't care about that or the fact that I'm covered with blueberry bird shit.

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Ugh...I'm back with Bob. I really enjoyed being ridden by Michael.