DecrepitProwl

“Perspired; The Trophy Shelves Made Room For His Collapse"

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@pilateswife @vogelbrah

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@_vandul I say the exact same thing, but about my penis.

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@TrvthGuy No, but my Grandma collected California Raisins stuff. Which is HILARIOUS.

Like... a LOT of it, too. Lol.

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@TrvthGuy That's it. I'm building an ossuary.

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I'm going to build my own coffin, select my own headstone, and be buried in my own back yard.

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@kimsdracula

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It was only a matter of time.

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@fleshsimulator If you give a mouse a cookie... But it's "If you give a spook a tangible lead"

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@polesnail_ Lol, that first half is so relatable it’s painful. 😂

Serious question:
Have you ever forgotten about your own birthday, until the next day, due to generally not knowing what day it is, or the date, etc.?

Because I did that the year before last. 😂

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Anyway, I appreciate the kind words, @PeatyDarkseal 😌

Didn’t mean to come back all poopy. 😂 apologies

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A vast majority of the men in my family have committed suicide.

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@PeatyDarkseal That’s not meant to be like a sob story or anything. But… it’s the truth.

I feel duty-bound to this kid.

Unfortunately, that fact doesn’t necessarily alleviate all the stuff that leads to that sort of thinking. If that makes sense.

Idfk. Lol

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@PeatyDarkseal It makes people uncomfortable when I’m entirely frank regarding this subject.

Because the bottom line is, if it weren’t for the fact that I’m a single father, and that my son’s mother hasn’t seen or talked to him in a little over a decade… it would’ve happened forever ago, tbh

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@fleshsimulator @_StillTheShawn When a white boy gets shot, it's "hahah racist deserved it!"

But when it's J'quawhnd'reiyh getting ventilated (by whomever he's robbing, no doubt) suddenly it's PLEASE GOD SOMEONE MAKE 200 AIRBRUSHED T-SHIRTS w/ MY BABY'S FACE, IN XXXL!!

I bet if we had airbrushed shirts...

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@pilateswife ;)

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@pilateswife Well, don't get cocky now, Susan. Good word.

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@TiaThePresident Doubt.

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@kimsdracula Funky sweaty genitals, mostly. Lol.

It’s only natural. ❤️🥰

That’s what showers are for.

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I’m naked and you can’t stop me.