Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon

A Technology Journalist and cybersecurity professional. I have a mission to remove the marketing-speak from the information people receive in their news.

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

Shape the battlefield with what you have.
Cybersecurity is (almost) always a logistical conversation first, followed by tactical and strategic decisions based on that.
Most people would probably be shocked at how well a small team can shape the battlefield to devastating effect against an opponent.

[spencer @techspence]

> You don't need a lot, you just need folks who care, constantly learning, and want to do the right thing who aren't prevented from doing so.

This!

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

CEO - Satya Nadella told me we could use OpenClaw in our enterprise environment...

Narrator - The CEO missed the hidden asterisk which, basically, said, no you can't

[Trond Eirik Haavarstein @xenappblog]

Go patch that CVE 0 zero day as fast as you can.

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@NathanMcNulty @ZackKorman When the joke is no longer the joke and is just truth so absurd it is funny.

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

This is the sad reality of things.
(You know the whole satire has a kernel of truth.. but when the satire is the truth...)
The FUD and FOMO marketing has caused this harm.

[Nathan McNulty @NathanMcNulty]

@ZackKorman CEO: The man named Dario on my really nice TV told me, personally, that AI can replace all my expensive employees and get 24/7/365 output

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

"It was terrible! I didn't know if my next meal, or belly rub was going to happen!" Says emotional dog.

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

Where shopping is a pleasure...

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

This could be justified... have you smell fish in the microwave?!?!

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Officer Arrested For Pointing Gun At Fellow Cop Who Microwaved Fish In Break Room

https://t.co/Xm8419lCmS

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lucy. She is the only being on earth allowed to chew with their mouth open. Encouraged even. 12/10

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@matthewdmarsden Dry Tortugas?

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

Cybersecurity hawk is judging those of you running AI Agents in your environment while you are still putting off passkeys...

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

... um... i mean... ok...

[Khan Noonien Singh @wtfcetialpha5]

You only think about yourselves.

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@HackingLZ LIke a Hydra it is one vuln down, two more take its place.

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@kmcnam1 He is too centered to have lost all CSS...

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@HackingDave I have your time machine manual to get to you

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@is_OwenLewis Thank you. With this lat bit of information, all of the pieces for my World Domination plan are assembled..

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@techspence You are chasing a carrot, but will end up getting hit by a stick...

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

Little Book The Infinite II
Found at Walmart for $198.99

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@HackingDave Too bad. He comes first..

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@ZackKorman You got an Answr

[Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon @DecryptedTech]

@ZackKorman No one would ever do that right?!!
If someone was so foolish, I would simply remove the UI option, but leave the API exposed to attackers.
No one would EVER think to look for that.