Brian

Relish the absurdity found in every moment. Do weird things with strange people. 12 words: “I will not be compelled to play another adult’s game of pretend.”

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@bertkreischer Bottle rocket launch burns.

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These have about the same weight and heft of a mini-candy bar. If you palm it coming out of the treat bowl, and toss it to the bottom of their bag, the little freeloaders have no clue. 🎃👍🏼

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@TimJDillon You spelled Minneapolis wrong on the tour poster….

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@luisjgomez I think Grey Area (coffee shop) was founded by American ex-pats, great place! Rokerij is still best. Dutch seeds and genetics are waaaaay better than domestic.

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@bertkreischer Wears a lot T-shirt never went to a show…

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@AsianPatDixon Check out Chuck Garvey, from moe., especially on the tune ‘Nebraska’.

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@geno_bisconte Great place to see a game, huh? Nice seats, too! Congrats.

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@keanuCthompson @geno_bisconte @AaronImholte @April_Imholte Congrats. Hope you enjoyed your visit. Come to the after game party right across the Stone Arch bridge. 500 yards south of stadium.

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@clownworld Demand #11: Ensure feed bags are available in your dining areas and outdoor grazing areas are available to livestock sized guests.

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@luisjgomez Sports book at Circa is the best place on Fremont to watch your NFL game on Thurs&Sun

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@luisjgomez Chlamydia

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@tomangell Before we can realize our freedoms and liberties, The spend-drunk bureaucrats have to develop a scheme to tax you to finance their pet projects. How wide will YOU open your wallet in exchange for Freedom?

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@luisjgomez @pattonoswalt I think the Skankfest ‘surprise guest’ just revealed himself….

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@DaddyZaslav Quick, DM tonight’s Powerball numbers!!!

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@TansuYegen 8-3-4≠0

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@weirdmedicine My favorite way to remove oleresins from hard surfaces is to use dishwasher detergent crystals, wet into a thick slurry, and used as a scrubby surfactant to emulsify the resin and all it to wash away cleanly. Rxn is exothernic, heads up(Not just capsaicin, but bongs resin too!)

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@andreafromslc With a global population of 8 billion, there are 8000 “one-in-a-million” perfect matches.

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@ilovenostalgia Hash pipe

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@weirdmedicine Respirators for extracts, too!

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@weirdmedicine Universal Precautions apply to chilies 🌶 too!! Glove up Doc.