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funny like a funeral.

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Welcome to my Twitter

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Imagine this in Kingdom Hearts 4.

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I think that if I could have had one manager who was on heroin and the manager after him be so drunk, he didn’t remember his first shift… I forgot where I’m going with this.

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Ever leave a Dr. Pepper in the fridge at work and count down the seconds till you start so you can drink it?

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Both Anthony Fanta and Halsey have wronged me in a past life and not only won’t I explain, I will double down on it.

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If you’re mean to me, you’re being mean to him. And I’m being worse to him.

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@JakeApton It means when you put your palms together, cross your middle fingers, and wiggle them so it looks like a worm is between your hands.

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I woke up reminded that, of two boys I was involved with, the one who r*ped me is the one people like.

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I think the mosh pit is dead so we’re making stomp claaaaaaap music.

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Another vegan restaurant closing in my neighborhood and I’m gonna kms.

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Madonna’s response to Charli XCX saying “I think the dance floor is dead” is funny bc her next album is a sequel to Confessions of a Dance Floor but she fully took the word “Dance Floor” out of it.

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@OgLakyn This image still won’t text me back.

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Hoppers will be my new hyper fixation movie now that it’s on Disney+.

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Super fucking Mario!!!!!

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@RiotFest A bit. You just said it. Next,

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Remember when you would get a new phone and it would have a pair of headphones, a charger, a note from your parents telling how they’re proud of you…

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Applying to a 4am at a gay™️ bar I used to frequent is my new low.

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I tried. I can’t listen to From First to Last without Sonny… and Sonny makes the most dog shit music over ever heard now.

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*sniffles* it’s okay. I didn’t need to have a group of gays™️ to go to the beach with when it’s warm.

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MCR will put out a 15 anniversary for Danger Days, closer to that albums 16th anniversary than put out new music.

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The writers of Heated Rivalry obviously don’t know what they’re writing about bc there is no way a gay™️ man would walk on ice even it was to kiss their boyfriend. They saw that episode of Parks & Recreations.