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Mia Malkova says her boyfriend wants to get her pregnant 🍆

“He has a pregnant fetish. He really wants to get me pregnant.”

“Because he wants to fuck you with your nine-month bubble?”

“Probably. I think that’s kind of hot.”

“I have an IUD. I threw that in as soon as I could.”

“I also have a cream pie fetish, so it’s a really bad recipe without any birth control.”

“I normally like to go without birth control and do the pullout method. But if I have someone telling me, ‘Can I? Can I? Can I?’ I’m like, ‘Just do it.’”

She thinks it’s because he wants sex with her at nine months 😂

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Ft 🎙️@joerogan

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JOE ROGAN sounds displeased with Trump’s because of the Iran war 😑

“Stop this shit.”

“It’s crazy.”

“When we voted for Trump, we were voting for no more wars.”

“Most people who voted for him … feel very upset that there’s a new war.”

“I do not like this Iran war in any way, shape, or form.”

“They were trying to get every single president, including Trump in his first term, to do this.”

“I don’t know how they convinced Trump to do it … ”

Michael Douglas: “I think it was instigated by Israel.”

“They had information that these key Iranian leaders would all be together.”

“Didn’t turn out that way.”

Rogan: “No.”

“I don’t think the picture that they painted of how this was going to go down was even remotely accurate.”

“It’s a giant quagmire.”

“There’s no easy way out.”

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Joe Rogan said “What Trump stood for, some of it turned out to not be real” 🤯

Like 'no wars.' We're at a war with Iran, so that wasn't real.

And it's nuts to just give someone a $50,000 ICE signing bonus, you train them for seven weeks and then give them guns, and you have a militarized force running through the fucking city streets.

It seems crazy

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@heis_fazzy Ohh really

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Joe Rogan said “What Trump stood for, some of it turned out to not be real” 🤯

Like 'no wars.' We're at a war with Iran, so that wasn't real.

And it's nuts to just give someone a $50,000 ICE signing bonus, you train them for seven weeks and then give them guns, and you have a militarized force running through the fucking city streets.

It seems crazy

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FT @joerogan

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Joe Rogan said “What Trump stood for, some of it turned out to not be real” 🤯

Like 'no wars.' We're at a war with Iran, so that wasn't real.

And it's nuts to just give someone a $50,000 ICE signing bonus, you train them for seven weeks and then give them guns, and you have a militarized force running through the fucking city streets.

It seems crazy

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FT @wkamaubell

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Shane Gillis’ ill-fated joke had a very specific audience, former CNN host W. Kamau Bell explains in a new episode of his podcast.

“Shane Gillis was doing something intentional when he chose to tell that “well-worn” joke”

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So hilarious how 50 Cent and Andrew Schulz couldn’t stop LAUGHING while reacting to the ICONIC video of Jim Carrey going WILD at 50 Cent’s concert 😂😂

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Adriana Chechik says fans who want to sleep with her answer a questionnaire about their size🍆

“I’ll put a questionnaire out and I’ll be like, ‘Must respond with the title green eyed girl.’”

“I just ask about personal hygiene ... I say I don’t need any photos, I just would like you to tell me your ... size, whatever the size is.”

“And then I also put up a question and I say like ... what’s my dream date, right?”

“I think I’m different than most girls, like I don’t care about ... size.”

“Your privates don’t matter when it comes to ... intimate experience, right? It’s about connection, it’s about the effort you’re willing to put into the connection.”

She doesn’t care about size 😈

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A man pursued Nicole Aniston for a year. She called him “a 10” - then realized they didn’t make condoms that small 🍆

“This guy pursued me for like a year.”

“Man, this guy was a 10.”

“We go back to his place, we had a couple drinks… and I got down there.”

“My excuse was, ‘This condom is not going to work for us.’”

“That was just me in my own thoughts. I just was thinking they don’t make condoms as small.”

“I was not gonna not have a condom… I didn’t know if he had been tested or anything.”

“I’m gonna get a car. Let me leave.”

“I never saw him again after that.”

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Kylie Kelce reveals why she swiped right on Jason Kelce and how she almost thought he was a catfish 😱

Michelle Obama: “So what caused you to swipe right?”

Kylie Kelce: “Um, he looked big.”

Michelle: “Uh-huh, yeah. And obviously. It’s important.”

Kylie: “It is. There is something about being as tall as I am, my whole life… whenever I saw him standing next to other people on his profile, I was like, ‘Oh, large.’”

Craig Robinson: “What height did he put on his profile?”

Kylie: “He didn’t put any height on there. His bio was something about having long discussions about your emotions and having kids. So basically, he was being sarcastic. And I thought it was hilarious. I love a little sarcasm.”

“We had good banter for a while, and eventually he was like, ‘Come meet us out at this bar.’”

“We thought, it’s catfish. Like someone went online and got these pictures.”

Her friend Amber encouraged her to go anyway.

Kylie: “If it’s him, funny. If it’s not him, even funnier. We should go find out.”

Michelle: “What was your first reaction when you saw that it was him?”

Kylie: “We thought it was very funny. And he was full lumberjack. He had a very large beard, a man bun, and he was wearing a flannel. I was like, ‘Gosh, okay, we get it. Wow, tone it down. We get it, you are man.”

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A man pursued Nicole Aniston for a year. She called him “a 10” - then realized they didn’t make condoms that small 🍆

“This guy pursued me for like a year.”

“Man, this guy was a 10.”

“We go back to his place, we had a couple drinks… and I got down there.”

“My excuse was, ‘This condom is not going to work for us.’”

“That was just me in my own thoughts. I just was thinking they don’t make condoms as small.”

“I was not gonna not have a condom… I didn’t know if he had been tested or anything.”

“I’m gonna get a car. Let me leave.”

“I never saw him again after that.”

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FT @DENISE_RICHARDS via 🎙️@JennyMcCarthy

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Denise Richards reveals she decided to openly discuss her facelift after her ex brought it up in court 😱

"My ex that I'm divorcing, he said something in court about it, on purpose, and I was so pleasantly so surprised because there was media in there that they didn't print it, which was nice."

"I figured, you know what, I think I just need to be honest and I want it, I didn't want to give him that power and have to say it then."

"And so four months later, my publicist did a, got me a really nice piece in allure, a piece on my facelift that I had done a year ago."

"I'm so glad that I've been open about it. I didn't know how people would react, but I think I want to know what everyone's doing, what's peptides, what this, what that."

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@Murnalisa_ Hmmm

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@Noahhcalls Yesss

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@Noahhcalls Nooo

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@thedrbryte He didn’t get a will ???😱😱

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@clipcloud The expression on his face 😂

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@FatherGod_ I understand you too 😂