Daniel

Not nearly as clever as he wishes he were.

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

Waited fifteen years for someone to make this. I guess if you want something done you've gotta do it yourself.

You're welcome, World.

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

@Acyn The lack of self-awareness is striking

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

Calling @JuliusGoat.

[Guy Fawkes News 🌻 @xfishnutzx]

@gtconway3d The first novelist that comes along and writes a brilliantly comic post mortem parable about the orange king will make a lot of money.

But not as much as the best selling biographer.

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

@MissesDread Unsolicited invitations to join AARP to begin arriving in 52.

[brett Fish anderson @BrettFishA]

Today's internet winner!!!

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

@middleagebrit @AdamKinzinger No, it's not.

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

@joshtpm Where're the AR-15s? Aren't AR-15s a mandatory accessory for Republican family photos these days?

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

@JuliusGoat Remember, the point of 'conservative' healthcare 'policy' is not to make poor people dead, it's to make more people poor.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

This is the Thor Ragnorock bit where Jeff Goldblum asks that his slaves be referred to as “prisoners with jobs,” but an actual law.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Yeah these are all the same thing.

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

There are burns, there are sick burns, and then there’s a burn so fire that all future burns will be judged against it…

Fuck!

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

WTabsoluteF?

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Trump voter alert! https://t.co/vmn57SoPij

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

i would like to take my children out to the mall without the chance of them having their faces blown off by a high powered rifle, dan.

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, ... Umm... Donner? Blitzen? Comet? Prancer?

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Congratulations to King Charles on the achieving the planet’s greatest participation award

[Taylor @ATXHRLady]

Amazing mammatus clouds in Austin!!
#atxwx #txwx #twitterwx

[Roo_44 @roo_44]

@JesusChryslerII I’ve never seen the appeal of her writing, but this one has me intrigued.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Flappers

🧵

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Timeline cleanse

[Jeff @bauman65948286]

@george_conant @MichaelEMann George

[Daniel @DeeDeeQue]

@ask_aubry I hate when that happens.