defiDJ

coinz & stonks & shitposts

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

go all in $BTC in September/October 2026, sell everything in August 2029

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

Yo @blknoiz06 send me some $ANSEM I donated to the sphere fund 🙏 82xYd6o8GU6RVxFHHCWahc1rKyytnBsHpUBnFEcARwsS

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

@OpenAI the simulation is so broken

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

$ETH looks primed for a breakout 💀🪦

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

@RobinhoodApp Who is trading $DOT and $XTZ in 2026?

[naiive @naiivememe]

Trump closing a deal with Iran like :

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

@niccruzpatane except $SPCX is going to go live valued at $2 Trillion

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

Trump: “Iran talks going well! They want a ceasefire.”

Iran meanwhile:

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

Nobody:

$BTC:

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

“Iran talks going well” is the new “China talks going well”. Everyone knows they’re not going well, but it doesn’t matter because the algos eat it up

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

$ETH is garbage, but the Bankless guys selling is giving Substratum team shorting the bottom vibes

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

@lookonchain @fundstrat What price would $ETH be if he wasn’t still buying? Under $1,000? Dude has the most insane conviction in such a shit asset I can’t comprehend it.

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

@AutoLiftsGalore @LeilaniDowding then use a blinker before changing lanes like you should be doing anyway. not hard.

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

Israel during a ceasefire:

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@DeItaone if you don't agree:

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

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[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

@saylor sooo you're already 10%+ down on these buys? gotta be a better way my guy

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

@gaulicsmith Vehicles cost more than ever, more claims involve attorneys than ever, people drive worse than ever, among other things. It’s not some big mystery.

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@Polymarket Polymarket intern is the king of ragebait tweets

[defiDJ @DeeJayyTeee]

Wait until people learn that $NVDA has been sandbagging for years because they’ve had 0 real competition