@dilfosaur@DrawfeeShow I loved the new animated short on dropout, I made a small supercut to say thanks: "This Dog Can Drift" https://t.co/hH8V6iFRnI #DejaVu
@nessawawa You know how some people dream they are falling? I dream that I watch things/people I love falling and smashing into the ground far below. And that’s just one flavor of my gruesome dreams!
Why I am not a parent, in one act:
Child: “You get one day in your life where you’re a tiger and today’s your day!”
Parents: “A tiger! That’s exciting!”
Me, angrily muttering as I walk away: “Look kid, it’s 7pm. You can’t say today is their tiger day this late, you’re awful.”
@KTHeaney “Per my last email” is way up there but honorable mention to “As discussed” which essentially means “we talked about this but if I don’t write it down I don’t trust you to remember” in most cases.
@PhilosophyTube Clicked this expecting your Brexit video: “Finally, philosophers have spoken out on how to solve Brexit” https://t.co/TcEzHg5R2v via @qz