Deelolade

Name : ${Oluwanishola} + ${Habeeb} Full stack developer 👨🏽‍💻 || HMU let discuss 📨 || Born for this 🎭

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

Damn
Copying Nadia scene for scene without omitting anything is wild.
Atleast try improve am 😭😂😂

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

Bàd government aside, 90% of Nigerians are terrible people!

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@kennymustapha_ Aswear bro he touch us o
Na prayer answered 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

Nigerians use this catchphrase then, “this election will favor me and my family”, what about the rest of the 200 million people, what should happen to them if it favors only you and your family.
Nice and very detailed explanation of the situation 👏🏾👏🏾

[Tadé Makinwa @MackOmotade]

Whenever Nigerians gather to discuss the country’s problems, one phrase is almost guaranteed to come up:

“We just need a functional system.”

I hear it everywhere. In interviews. On social media. In taxis. At conferences. In political conversations. At some point, I stopped listening to the phrase itself and became more interested in the people using it.

So one day, I asked someone a simple question:

“What exactly is a functional system?” And he couldn’t give an answer.

That conversation proved that many people use the phrase because it sounds intelligent, not because they truly understand what it means.

A system is not magic. A system is simply a structure made up of rules, institutions, processes, incentives, consequences, and people who consistently make those things work.

A functional system is one where the rules are largely predictable, institutions perform their responsibilities, excellence is rewarded, incompetence has consequences, and the average citizen understands that there are standards that cannot be negotiated.

Now let me say something uncomfortable.

Many Nigerians say they want a functional system, but the truth is, many are not yet prepared to live in one. If you think I’m lying think about it.

The same people who complain about corruption but become excited when they know someone “at the top” who can bend the rules for them, they are also the same people who will make excuses for fraudster and yahoo yahoo.

They criticize politicians for nepotism but call their uncle to secure jobs they are not qualified for. They want law and order until the law applies to them. They want accountability until they are the ones being held accountable.

That is not a desire for a functional system, that is a desire for a system that works only in your favour.

In a truly functional system, you do not drive against traffic because you are in a hurry. You do not skip queues because you know someone. You do not evade taxes while demanding world-class infrastructure. You do not bribe your way out of offences. You do not submit fake certificates. You do not forge documents. You do not throw refuse into drainage and then complain about flooding. You do not expect electricity without paying for it. You do not ignore building regulations and then blame government when buildings collapse.

A functional system is expensive, not necessarily because of money, but because of discipline. It demands that everyone, rich or poor, connected or unknown, submits to standards. It inconveniences everybody equally, and that is why many societies appear orderly, not because they have angels living there, but because the cost of breaking the rules is often higher than the benefit.

Sadly, many of the people who loudly demand a functional system have built their own success around dysfunction. Some businesses exist only because of these loopholes , some careers thrive because merit is absent, some fortunes were built through regulatory loopholes.

Ironically, if Nigeria suddenly became completely functional tomorrow, many people currently celebrating their success would struggle to maintain it.

This is why I believe our conversation must mature. Yes, government has enormous responsibilities, institutions must improve, and leadership matters.

But systems are also strengthened, or weakened by the everyday behaviour of citizens.

A nation where millions of people constantly look for shortcuts cannot magically produce world-class institutions.

The same values that destroy homes eventually destroy organisations. The same attitudes that weaken organisations eventually weaken nations.

A functional Nigeria will require functional citizens.

Perhaps we should start asking:

“Are we becoming the kind of people who can sustain a functional system?”

Because systems do not exist independently of people. People build systems. People protect systems. And ultimately, people either strengthen them, or destroy them.

#Tadé
#iyawooga
#refinedlady

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

Make I get like good contracts, that will make me stable.
A Camry 2013-2015 won’t be bad
Bi idhnillah 🙏🏾

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

6 months left before the year comes to an end.

What car are you buying before the end of the year? Speak it into existence!

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@FotoNugget @egi_nupe Aswear and they have stupid takes

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@ashita_valdez We are all humans tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@Charis_TR You just dey come online 😂😂

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

I don’t want to fight this kind of brother😂😂

[Siddiq Muhammad @siddiq_msani]

“You people”??

I have no idea what you’re yapping about.

If I speak about Islam, it’s either I do a knowledge-based discussion or I don’t do it at all.

It is sunnah because the Prophet ﷺ did it??

Where did you get that from?

There’s a Hadith which says that the Prophet ﷺ

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@AnonyTeemouskin @jon_d_doe Coping mechanisms
Can you enlighten more ?

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@Abdyekeen_Bash @OlaWayn Don’t use that slur
It’s really bad, and throughout he avoided until it was only those set of people

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@Muhammad_Okoye @Jost_Jefa @YusufAsunmogejo Fear Allah

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@princecodes247 It’s obvious
There is a difference between regular Typescript developers and agba devs like you 😂

[The Spearhead @Spearhead_Af]

How Jeffrey Epstein Shaped Internal Affairs In DRC, Côte d'Ivoire & Nigeria

The first, 3.5-million-page batch of the infamous Epstein files – released by the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) on January 30th, 2026 – has revealed many disturbing truths about the Western ruling elite, and when most Africans who have followed this news think about the name ‘Jeffrey Epstein’, the s*x-related scandals are usually the only things that come to mind.

But Epstein was more than just a s*xual deviant and human tr*fficker.

In this report, The Spearhead sheds light on a series of analyses on the Epstein files by US-based nonprofit investigative news outlet, @DropSiteNews, which reveal how intimately involved Jeffrey Epstein was with Africa’s internal affairs.

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@pen_untitled @YusufAsunmogejo People just want to show they have opinions,and they just keep insulting him, he’s most likely smarter than about all of them
Even brothers in Islam are using style to bash him, totally misplacing the main priority here and contributing

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@pharmYaro Y’all should fear Allah

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@siddiiqaan_1 They should all fear Allah o
Even those he don’t even interact with too, all of them just want to talk

[Deelolade @DeeLolade]

@Lanre_banjo Fear Allah o