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[Dee Michiy @DeeMichiy]

Y'all 20 something year olds looking for validation from people who are not even valid #feels

[Dee Michiy @DeeMichiy]

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[Dee Michiy @DeeMichiy]

Acha nidrop sneak peak ndio zikiwaileak msishtuke lakini FR I am dropping link next..... #Fridayspecial

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Naskia accountants ni kama tutaitwa statehouse very soon. We will only charge a mere 20k per head na tupigie Kasongo makofi siku mzima. Tunasonga mbele na muchina mamaye.

[Dr. Jack 🇵🇹 @k_iddoo]

😂hapa nayo alitunasa

[Giggdy @Real_Sylph]

In coming Nandi County governor the former speaker of the county assembly of Nandi Hon Joshua Kiptoo Cheruon #whichwayNandi

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

me when i finally stand up for myself but end up crying instead 🥹

[MBUGUZ! 😎 @Ken_TheMenace]

I think the government intentionally fuck with the itax website on the last 3 days before the deadline

[Dee Michiy @DeeMichiy]

@leadzeppeli Come diyem pia Mimi na struggle na itax na ata sijepata mtu pride month hehe

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

The Sifuna ouster is quit a joke if you look at it in a sober way.
For instance, tell me how a man asking ODM to field its own presidential candidate is called a traitor while the men negotiating to dissolve ODM into UDA are called leaders.
Make it make sense.

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

You say Jesus was crucified for you, but forget that your ancestors were hanged, burned alive, buried alive by people who preached the gospel of Jesus.

[Shawry for good food 😋 🥘🥙🍲 - Private chef @mama_hawi]

How do people get scholarships? Where are yall looking for them please guide a sister!
I really wanna go back to school!

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Sometimes you just need to say Dj Shiti's "Wah wah wah wah yaani ni mimi umefanyia hivi?", take the L, step.

[Brian @Brian__254]

@Kenyans We will never forget

[The ODM Party @TheODMparty]

“Our declaration today is that RUTO MUST GO” @RailaOdinga #KibraDeclaration

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Even a goon today can reason

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

In his honour, we confer upon him Kenya’s highest civilian award, the Chief of the Order of the Golden Heart (C.G.H.), First Class. This distinction secures Mr Odinga’s place among the foremost of our national heroes, a legacy that will inspire generations.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Me bullshitting the last hour of work

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

After the speech mourners did not clap for Rodger Githinji Gichini. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kigonyi Wa Nduthi 🏍 @rex_maina]

In Kikuyu, Githinji means butcher.

Ile wordplay itakuwa going forward, hio bill haitanasa mtu.