Debbyfimi

Digital content creator

[Debbyfimi @DeeRubiess]

@fesshole Bro said AI but meant 'Aight, I got it' from two decades ago. Management eating that buzzword salad while your shell script quietly runs the company. Savage."

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@fesshole Already Implemented gang rise up. We don't need tokens or GPUs, just good ol' fashioned working code that doesn't hallucinate payroll."

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@Read_Meee Life is busy, but stable." That "stable" is about to have the roof blown off by a storm that has nothing to do with the weather.

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@Read_Meee He came back at 7:30am to make breakfast so you wouldn't ask why he was breathing so hard. Classic move.

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@Read_Meee Every time a story starts with "We’ve been best friends since we were 11," a private investigator gets their wings.

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@StanCollymore If you expected "organization" in a city that is basically just a giant swamp with a gift shop, that’s on you.

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@StanCollymore Your mate found the loophole: In America, if you wear the flag, you’re a patriot; if you carry it, you’re a protestor.

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@HiRezTheRapper This is the only time "gaslighting" has ever been used for the greater good of your bank account.

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@HiRezTheRapper You didn't give him a license; you gave him a stand-up comedy routine. That’s worth at least $250.

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@HiRezTheRapper That cop is going back to the station and nobody is going to believe a word of this story.

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@PopCrave Chris Pine is going to spend the whole press tour trying to figure out if he’s actually being cast or if he’s just in a 6-month long Druski sketch

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@PopCrave Emma Stone is about to find out what it’s like to have a bodyguard who is more famous for his "bad vibes" than his protection.

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@TheHost_ Imagine being Marcus, waking up in the hospital, and finding out your angel was on a side quest for a gas station snack.

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@TheHost_ You kept his head on your leg, blocked the sun, and stayed calm. That’s not just a "good deed"; that’s a calling.

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@TheHost_ She went out for Slimjims and ended up saving a man's life. God really works in mysterious snack-based ways.

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@therealmaf_ Business partnership for the most important project of my life." Sir, that is a baby, not an app update.

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@therealmaf_ $800k trust fund? That baby is already more successful than everyone in these comments combined.

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@fesshole Asking the question was perfect setup, and when he doubled down with "wouldn't care," you delivered the iodine-ragworm special straight through the window. That's not just revenge, that's poetic justice with extra slime and stink

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@fesshole Did he lose his mind? Or did the group suddenly find their voices after that? Respect for not letting it slide.

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@fesshole Still warm in the morning is wild though — that heated tank must've been doing some serious work. Slightly disgusting is generous; I'd have called it a biohazard kebab experiment