Deidra Schoenheit

The most extroverted introvert you'll ever meet

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@f0lake For real, I’ll just keep using my secret deodorant thank you 😂 native somehow makes my underarms smell WORSE

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@larryblock8 @nicksortor @MattSeedorff What else can you expect from Fox News? All they know how to do is lie and spin stories

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@bennyjohnson What do you want him to do? Lol he’s not a firefighter, that’s a job that requires years of training

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@DavidPepper Sounds like someone really wanted to be prom queen :/ so sad he didn’t get the crown

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@hallmarkchannel @HallmarkPlus hear me out, I have a movie idea specifically for @HaydenBMaher I have 3 words
Koalas for Christmas.
I’ll write up the screenplay immediately

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@eckdoo @FortniteGame There aren’t even any actual snipers this season so far lol

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@sndra_l For a second I thought he was just doing a like “oh no the bbq exploded” costume and thought oh that’s cute except he needs less charcoal on his face but then I read the caption 🙄 These people are THE WORST. They’re the ones crying about missing “the good old days” I hate it

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

I’m simultaneously horrified and relieved that the election is coming to a close.
Like I’m not ready for the end times but I AM ready to stop getting 8,000 text messages a day

[×͜× Rokhaya ⸆⸉ ໑̣ @RokhaLovesHS]

oh she spilled

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

This is why Conservative 'humor' never works

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@GSchifanelli @megynkelly Ummm why do you think groceries cost so much now? Because of those tariffs Trump put on goods. Inflation doesn’t happen immediately it happens over time 🙄 y’all sure like to blame the Biden administration for things that Trump did

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@AndyJRetro @theegoosegirl Like anytime I see that Erika ishii is in a game I go “oh look it’s our friend!” To my husband and then we check out the game to support them, but I certainly don’t feel like they owe me anything or that I have any REAL relationship with them

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@AndyJRetro @theegoosegirl I think a lot of their success is from the culture of “hey we’re all friends, come hang out” that they’ve specifically cultivated. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with like feeling a connection to them as long as you aren’t like stalking them and being weird 😂

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

Kamala has to win this election if for nothing other than the fact that I physically could not sit through Donald Trump speaking during the Olympics 2028 😂 that would be so embarrassing.

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@ClydeCloutGod @KollegeKidd I mean.. if someone aimed a gun at me I’d grab whatever was next to me to defend myself too

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@imjdsharp @KamalaHarris It’s like republicans forget that there was a strict border bill that went to the floor, was backed by Biden, democratic, and republican senators alike But it was killed by Trump solely so he could use the border as a running platform 😂

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

In this election, we each face a question: What kind of country do we want to live in?

Do we want to live in a country of freedom, compassion, and rule of law—or a country of chaos, fear, and hate?

And here's the beauty of this moment: We each have the power to answer that question.

The power is with the people.

[Deidra Schoenheit @DeeTheMidge]

@apcsox @hankgreen Her dad is Jamaican American 😂 what do you mean she isn’t black 😂😂 her mom is Indian so she’s half black and half Indian but all American 🤷🏼‍♀️