Kadide 😌😚

♌

[Yo,WTF!🍉🇫🇷(🇪🇸) @Kebaso__]

Mimi sahii napata 17K na naishi nikama hakuna kesho buana,maisha msuri sana. Sasa nikipata permanent job yenye nakula 40K nikama sitafikisha miaka 30 juu nitakuwa nimepepea kama fakin.

[Pan @pangrey123]

payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month

[Tobiloba💕 @ghawzah]

I’m never beating the gay allegations 😂😂😂

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Holding on to God, he’s bigger than you and your wife 🙏🏽

[𝕬𝖗𝖆𝜗ৎ @araisbae]

Maybe burgundy, but not red sha.

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Cuando alguien me pregunta qué voy a hacer más tarde y mi respuesta es «nada», por favor entiende que nada no es un hueco en mi agenda. Nada es el evento. Nada es el plan.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Same here. Also, if you only need a favor, skip the fake greeting or ‘checking up’ and go straight to the point. If I can help, I will.

[Pan @pangrey123]

my actual job is basically counting the hours left for me to leave work

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Bunch of niggas crashing out over “tulewe tusiolewe”
Anyway, Mko?🤣

[Pan @pangrey123]

The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work

[. @khanyamasiilela]

Stu[dying].

[z @Zeelulue]

real question. how do yall get men to send yall money?

[Tumsiime @itsroseth]

Kuwa thabiti, usikate tamaa.

Wakati wako utafika, na wewe utang’aa

[toti ✮⋆˙ 🪽 @fofia309]

¿mi fantasía sexual? terminar la carrera

[Hiya 🌸🌸 @purefakelove]

House hunting is another humiliation ritual 😭😂 wdym “ako wapi mzee?” 😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Fuck sex can I just lay on you & tell you how I dont trust anybody including you

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

"To be loved or to be seen"
Omo to finish this degree and find a job right after

[𝓟𝓔𝓔𝓟𝓔𝓔🌹 @praiseeeee____]

Gifts and Act of service. You can keep the words of affirmation; i’ll watch Bridgerton.

[LOLO👸🤍 @Nazannwa]

see, it's easy to fall into the trap of religious cultism & psychosis.
i almost fell into one in uni. what finally cleared my eyes after numerous red flags was when they started typing in tongues on our WhatsApp group.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

date idea: i drink an entire bottle of wine and you deal with the consequences.