Cam

An enjoyer of both Deebo Samuel and Giannis Antetokounmpo

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝚔 ✪ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ʜᴜsᴛʟᴀ @kenn_k]

say anything
"wow, i can get sexual too" [2005]

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

From ASAC to ASAP, congrats on your release

[vost @foolibuster]

brave

[Having fun... and Playing too! @makingtronics]

defending kyle kuzma is actually very easy you don't have to do much

[adam 🧃🐛 @atombroccoli]

weekdays without a 9-5

[Sam Steffanina @SamSteffanina]

nintendo lawyers getting ready to water board the Higgsfield staff

[Sam Steffanina @SamSteffanina]

nintendo lawyers having an aneurism as we speak

[GForce @GForce8573]

@dallasmavs @Cooper_Flagg They’re giving more for a piece of Cardboard than they got for Luka

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

Normally, when a player gets suspended, he’s got a 50/50 chance of playing. But Brock is a genetic freak, and he’s not normal! So he’s got a 75% chance, at best, of beating the suspension.

Then you add Roger Goodell to the mix, and Brock’s chances of playing drastically go down. Because Goodell knows he can’t beat Brock one-on-one, so he’s not even gonna try!

So Brock takes his 75% chance of playing, minus the NFL’s 8⅓% chance of showing mercy, and he’s got a 66⅔% chance of appealing. But then you take Goodell’s 25% chance and add the NFL’s 42⅔% chance of making an example out of somebody, and the league’s got a 67⅔% chance of suspending him!

And that leaves Brock with a 33⅓% chance of playing, but he’s got a 100% chance of missing six games.

The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for the Saints.

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

💔

[⛧ @7700saint]

I’M READY TO DIE ABOUT IT

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

[murder ibushi @WillOsupurei]

This mfs death produced the greatest Twitter screenshot ever 😭

[. @J0nesToChina]

You just had to be there

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

that’s fucking awesome dude. glad you find them funny

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Oh just one more thing, Belgium.

[Jamal @jamalthetenth]

Impossible to overestimate how little regard I have for morons like this