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[Deejay Noldi™ 🇰🇪 @DeejayNoldi]

"As we should"

[Tee🧑‍🌾 @your_eyeness]

Men who think they’re the prize scare me.

[Deejay Noldi™ 🇰🇪 @DeejayNoldi]

@kafangi Clearly most people don't vehicles have an internal structure, that's what provides the safety and rigidity on chassis.. what you see is just cosmetic modifications

[Deejay Noldi™ 🇰🇪 @DeejayNoldi]

@oti_ian Oh okay, i get it now though my DIY mind is telling it still can be cleaned but the risk is that the lense might break while dismantling given it's age

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Who owns the sperm?
A donkey?

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@oti_ian Those couldn't be polished kabisa?

[Deejay Noldi™ 🇰🇪 @DeejayNoldi]

@MargaretYanki1 If women just want to be paid to have sex, why do they cosplay wanting to be in a relationship with a "provider man" who has to pay for trips and buy them a bunch of expensive stuff instead of just stating their price to begin with?

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@_thegreymamba @Kimuzi_ 😁😁

[Deejay Noldi™ 🇰🇪 @DeejayNoldi]

Most of those 23 yrs old girls you're defending are in the business of dating 30yr old men

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

Correct me if I’m wrong but a 30year old man has no business dating a 18-23 year old girl.

[✨️🖤President Law🐐👑 @lePrezidente11]

Ukifika dowry negotiations walete exaggerated figures unawaambia huna hiyo pesa.. Waki insist, unasimama unauliza msichana kama mnaenda ama anabaki na wazee..😂😂😂

[Deejay Noldi™ 🇰🇪 @DeejayNoldi]

Aliens, you didn't watch "Independence Day" ?

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Who colonised America? Ama why do they celebrate independence day.

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Condoms sex are just as good as raw sex, avoid unprotected sex !!

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@marto254_ Wamuachie hizi hapo ndani before waeke slab

[Deejay Noldi™ 🇰🇪 @DeejayNoldi]

Nah, I'm not adding seasoning to my shit, soap has been working just fine all this years.

[Robie @robie474]

Man to Man: Always waaaash your dick's head with Salty water.. Thank me later.

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@Kamau266 There's a very thin line between being thick and fat. Women went ahead and rubbed that line off.

[Deejay Noldi™ 🇰🇪 @DeejayNoldi]

Add "From" to that list, unless you want to be frustrated.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of game of thrones.

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Which Smurf "pen" you been playing with🤔

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

My pen is not leaking so I don’t understand why I have ink spots all over.

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@alexmwanzo Direct Injection 😅

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Women have absolutely no idea how male friendships work.

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Your boyfriend’s friends drink and smoke and he doesn’t?? 😂😂 Men are liars!

[fowoshere🪄 @fwzishere]

You friends fvck around for money but you don’t?? Okay na 😂😂