blunt horse trauma

krys | 28 | they/them | panro/ace | heir of heart | dirkjohn hours all hours | also pones | notifs off

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art stuff: https://t.co/kMg7R6ZJxP

dirkjohn stuff: https://t.co/15OGVpFGVO

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lrt hs2 dave kat v dirtjon

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im just a huge sucker for the gap Any Gap

gets on my podium and starts talking about stone cold face big feeling heart Dirk Strider once more

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my enjoyment of homestuck heightens IMMENSELY once i remember theyre not at all realley what they present on their face and are actually huge distasters (the gap moe thesis)

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rough translation
A: how are you
B: im okay (lit. just okay)
B: super windy here
A: why where are you
B: in the air
B: bc you left me hanging

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dirkjohn rejection arc

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dirkjohn meetcute john runneth him over with a car

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@ArachnoAlyson oh id rather not!! drew these for a friend, hope you understand, thank you for asking!

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i was organizing my old art files and some special unposted secret dirkjohns from the vault

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this is way too many people in here good lord goodbye again

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@chessb0r3d ^w^ glad u like!!!

[ker 🐇 @keryot]

whats happening huh huh huh

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is it time to reread detective pony again aka the dirk bible

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he is so shaped

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no no no keep going past me /chinhands

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im just saying that dirk erasing john from the narrative via cherub poison is exactly the sort of thing that could unlock ult john aka john homestuck

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do NOT ask me what i mean i literally dont know im just typing what my brain is saying

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this one was a secret even from myself i dont reember wgeb i made this

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the hoops i went through to find the bunny man from that one homestuck panel were goddamn acrofuckingbatic

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i made a mistake i forgot to hide a layer

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shoutout to even rarer au subpairs ultdirkcrocker still has me by the fucking gills

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#dirkjohn Kisses hehehehehehe. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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@nutrimercenary the world would implode if they ever crossed paths (i want it)