clown connoisseur.

if you don't know me personally call me bro. (36, he/him, married, healthcare worker. )🔞🔞🔞

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

love a man so petty he'd die before admitting he has feelings for someone ♥

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

radioapple stupidity is alastor playing 'i won't say i'm in love' on loop in his head for 5000 years while dating the king of hell for about 4998 of those years

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

if alastor got hanahaki that bitch would let himself die before admitting shit. you can't make him admit anything because there's nothing to admit [perishes horribly with lungs full of horrible hell flowers and thorns]

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

thinking about him

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

my shipping rubric for alastor is 'men that would accept one (1) delicate touch to the hand from him as physical affection for a year and would also find all the times he tries to murder them romantic and also maybe he gets to bite a chunk out sometimes'

so like, lucifer and vox

[📻🍎Jo💼🍄⎊⍟💙💜 @TonyxsteveStony]

I just love your stupid face♪
Luci's real age would show on his face when he's unhappy hehe #radioapple

inspired by this tweet😂

https://t.co/9lQA47YCIW

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

anyway im living proof that the homestuck to hazbin hotel/helluva boss pipeline is a straight line

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

yes this is my first tweet in almost a year this is all i have to say

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

'summer nights' from grease is just stolitz. the whole plot of grease is just stolitz. grease as a whole is a preemptive ode to stolitz. john travolta and olivia newton john had no idea they were actually portraying a little imp man and a giant owl twink but now the truth is out.

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

this? in our blessed pride month?

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

whats up im still alive still kickin but we know somebody else sure aint

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

i feel this is appropriate for today :)

https://t.co/7X8IC7ilbI

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

so yeah my mom is dying hows everyone elses aprils going

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

lapsed catholic karkat vantas strikes again

[axe @axeyew]

doodle

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

the inspiration

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

this is extremely specific to davekat wrt my humanstuck lapsed catholic karkat but the group chat inspired me

[clown connoisseur. @nutrimercenary]

2 daves with blank shirts for your shitposting needs. yes the only difference is the pants no i dont care what i do care about is how much the horns look dumb bc i cant draw or position the ones i yanked from another troll right 💔

#davestrider #trollstuck #homestuck #hom3stuck