Beach Barner

here to cum big and bum cigs

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@Austin_king52

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@SenWarren What did yall do with the $11 Billion he paid in 2021? Or did yall lose that, too?

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@IranDefenceForc lol get fucked

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Ty Simpson a bitch

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DJ Durkin after a close loss to Vandy:
“We’re not here for moral victories. We’re not happy. We’re here to win championships”

Steven Pearl after a close loss to Houston:
“Moral victories are for losers”.

I like these guys.

War Damn.

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@SECOfficiating @NCAAFootball Funny how the reviews and penalties stopped after UGA took the lead.

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@BareRealityX @khamenei_ir Literally ONE of our planes could topple your entire government. Sit down and let the adults talk.

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@IranMilitary__

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Joe Rogan: “How are you able to keep getting better?”

Dvalishvili: “I work hard and stopped smoking weed.”

Joe Rogan: “So just a lot of hard work?”

Lmaooooooo

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I’m just trying to figure why Elon is spending billions to get to Mars when I can do it for $10/gram and a bic lighter.

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You’re telling me, with a straight face, that I can watch ISIS recruiting videos on the internet, for free, and on a myriad of sites but I can’t watch the Super Bowl?

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@TomCottonAR

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Dog walked

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Alabama made it to 8 of the 10 four team playoffs. First year without Saban, and they’re left out of the first 12 team playoff.

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Speak for yourself. I’m highly attracted to women that talk sports. Especially college football.

[T.J. Moe @TJMoe28]

Who actually wants to watch three women stand around and talk about football? I do not.

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Kirby Smart has the absolute worst behavior and character in college football. No wonder his players can’t stay out of jail.

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Might as well give them a 3 round bye while they’re at it

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@CFBPlayoff @AlabamaFTBL @UA_Athletics @UofAlabama @SEC @thecheckdown