Christian Brown

Too many keys on the keyboard. What am I supposed to do with all these keys? and

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

ok spoke too soon

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

only electrocuted myself a little. weekend is looking up

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

pulling up to the renaissance faire and doing the Testament of Ann Lee hand jives for three straight hours

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

2026 is the Year of Mustard

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

You will be cast out for your wickedness, playboy

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

no pleasure greater than starting a book and realizing it's about the city you're about to visit

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

@daniel_m_lavery still a lot of affairs!

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

watching the pitt and playing my favorite game: good husband or bad husband

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

what happened to the hypnosis yeeyuh woman

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

bury me in a wayne thiebaud pile of paint

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

just wish I was back in orc city.......

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

where can i get a mysterious benefactor

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

@tessastrain post-posting dilemma

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

One Renovation After Another

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

need to be exploded like a whale carcass. for a few days. a week tops

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

@rachelmillman famously underpaid career

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

a bunch of people who post too much: posting is proof of intelligence

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

You just created a million Amanda Seyfrieds

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

@johnnyfeiv5 @shinboson this poll is from a year ago.