Christian Brown

Too many keys on the keyboard. What am I supposed to do with all these keys? and

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

remake of Carrie where she's not psychic she just has a gun

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

I went to a horror haunted house thing last night and learned a lot about my tolerance for eye contact with people dressed as hellraisers

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

air conditioning!!!!

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

finally, autumn has come... time for a nice hot bowl of minion stew 😋

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

beginning to worry I'm breeding mosquito zapper resistant mosquitos

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

nearly exploded a keg this weekend

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My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

called out of work sick so I can drive around town picking up kegs and cakes

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

have been without a kitchen for three weeks. having dreams about stoves, ovens, food that isn't lukewarm or cold

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

anyway I would like to be trepanned or frozen in a block of ice for a few days. a week tops

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

someone moved my overhead lights. put em back

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

it is too early in the morning to be getting phone calls from police officers

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

@Lubchansky damn the wheel of samsara got hands

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

I think I've entangled myself in one too many situations

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

they've pinked my ceiling. it's all pink

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

nobody is nicknames Rip any more

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

moonbase New New England has closed its borders to water refugees

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

last night I was at a grown up party and they hired a magician and he used Instagram stories as a part of a trick. unbecoming. not magical