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Jackson State class of 87

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Shout out to @DuggieFree ancestors because yuengling lowkey the best beer out there

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@ChristinaTkacik Not a shock when they charge 11 bucks for a beer! Ain’t nobody wanna pay for that! Will miss it though!

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@tylerbarberis_ This one is what it is. But what about that shit ass player Colton cowser that everyone loves even though he’s done nothing to deserve it striking out on a pitch that hit him. That one was worse cause it 100% wouldve scored a run if he didn’t decide to be a moron

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Least favorite athletes ever:

1) Payton tolle- cornball
2) skattebo- eyes too far apart
3) aja Wilson - can’t point at her
4) Rory McIlroy - the literal most cancerous human on earth
5) Ronaldo - fake goat / straight cheeks

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@JeffPassan Weird clip to show Pete Alonso as mvp

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@NUCLRGOLF @AP That’s smart but honestly this only applies if you want to go back to korea. If I was him I would say fuck it and never go back to Korea like what’s the point who cares. He’s basically American

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I wished my girlfriend loved me as much as Indian people love teslas 🥀🥀

[Randy “Bullet Train” Barrett @Randy_Barrett11]

Not sure how to talk to #women so I’m practicing #ballsecurity

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@SamBeau1972 Hey Mr. Snort! Unfortunately I don’t think any of this happened therefore #notballin

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@WillieGirt Spaun the only demon on the couch currently

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@jcalvinmeyer Yep typical Os Mr Meyer. Looking at this makes it even more obvious that Gunnar wasted one of Pete’s prime years

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@Rook1of1 @TortsIllustrtd You Mr. Rook are actually dumb. You simply just want to rage bait or you have the worst ball knowledge known to man

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This legit how me and my boy @GamalJinsberg be moving

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In honor of Oktoberfest starting I think I may have a beer or two later. Let me know in the comments below what beer to have.

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All that yaya about yordan Alvarez winning the triple crown but my boy big Pete is gonna lead the AL in 2 of the 3 stats. You 🤡s don’t know ⚾️🤣🤣🤣

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Lowkey got a little hard looking at the new Ella Langley Fortnite skin #sorrynotsorry

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Better Call Saul not winning a single Emmy should actually be illegal those voters should be put into solitary confinement

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wk5 #housemonday

My love has got no fame
Hes got his strong beliefs
My love has got no money
Hes got his strong beliefs

Want more and more
People just want more and more
Freedom and love
What hes looking for

Freed from desire
Mind and senses purified
Freed from desire

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This really should be us out there @GamalJinsberg 🥀🥀🥀 the crowd deserves a real rivalry

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I hope everyone knew this tweet was satire but anyway I’m gonna go kill my self

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Texas by a million today come back to this tweet after the game