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Ethical & educational gooner | 20 | Minors are executed on sight (or at least blocked) | I simply do this for the love of the game

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@pixiepupx Seeing this in the middle of stalking you

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@_erosbun Morning!

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Did you know that I have another one tonight that I am even more cooked for? Much like unsafely practiced bondage (which saw a near 2x increase after 50 Shades came out according to the CPSC), theres no way out of this one!

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Did you know that 37% of Americans in a 2025 study reported that a partner's messiness and clutter make them feel less attracted to their partner? In fact, Roughly 1-in-4 Americans have decided not to pursue a relationship after seeing a potential partner's messy home!

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My bad had to subject the new followers to the way I roll (disappearing for days to weeks at a time)

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@_erosbun Hello hello!

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@_erosbun Clocked ngl

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Did you know that secondary infertility, the inability to conceive after a previous pregnancy, accounts for nearly 50% of all infertility cases? Despite having a child about 11% of US couples experience this, often due to age-related changes in egg quality or male factor issues!

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Did you know that one survey found that women considered the male models on average 38% more attractive and 35% more intelligent when wearing glasses.? One male model was perceived as 75% sexier when seen in them and men in general were considered to be 60% more sexy by women!

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Did you that a study from the Hamburg Research Institute in Germany on the correlation between a woman's hair color and her sex life found that redheads tend to be much more sexually active than their brunette and blonde peers? They tend to be considered also considered sexy!

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@_erosbun 😭 You’re kind of like if a cat was a person

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@_erosbun Yeah from ME‼️

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Dod you know that public sex in New York City parks has drastically declined, with arrests for "sex in park" dropping from 432 in 2007 to just six in 2018? This sharp decrease coincided with 24-hour maintenance that reduced secluded spots and brighter, more-policed spaces!

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Did you know that vaginal fluid is a highly effective probiotic! There are as much as 100000 to 100 million Lactobacillus cells per gram of fluid! So be a real eater if you want to enhance your lactose digestion and immunity system, and potentially reduce your cholesterol levels!

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@_erosbun Happy birthday bun!!!!

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God bless boba and backshots

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My Valentine is now my girlfriend! ✊🏿⛓️‍💥✊🏿

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@_erosbun Happy Valentines day!!!

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Its my 2nd favorite holiday, happy Valentines!! Did you know that it started Roman festival of Lupercalia, a fertility celebration where priests sacrificed animals then whipped women with the hides to promote fertility? St. Valentine was chosen to christianize the pagan festival!