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Husband won’t watch this fluff, and I’m ashamed to admit viewing habits to anyone else.

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@Nikalette67 How could Heather possibly know that? She might doubt it, but that’s unlikely. Heather’s been open about the harm the church can do. I think H may have confided to W and was shocked when W claimed the storyline as her own b4 H was ready to share it

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Another #RHOSLC theory- the look on Heather’s face when Whitney said she’d been abused- is it possible Heather has a similar backstory she’d been planning to use in a future season? Is Heather pissed Whitney steps on her post-Mormon journey &is now scooping abuse story?

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@DonnGunvalson #RHOSLC

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I have a theory on why Andy is SO pissed @ Jen Shah’s guilty plea- Is it possible he made a sizable anonymous donation (tzedakah) to her legal defense fund back when she was proclaiming her innocence? #RHOSLC

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I hate to think it, but could bad weather have looked over at #rhop’s Karen &Gizelle and thought “We could make a long lucrative career as love2hate frenemies”? #RHOSLC

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Me thinks Whitney plotted to come for Heather this season. She’s reaching to just ensure the audience thinks Heather is a monster. #RHOSLC

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Trump to Ron DeSantis

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@thirdking0208 Kyle only punches down ⬇️ That energy was reserved for Crystal #RHOBHReunion

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@JaysRealityBlog I need Sanya’s Ross from #RHOA (+ vibes) and Emily’s Shane from #RHOC (- vibes)

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@Andy @imkylecooke @gulbranson_luke Q 4 Luke: If you ate more spiders, do you think Jess would have let you kiss her in the hot tub? #WinterHouse #WWHL

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@Maddsturbation @bravobybetches That’s not Amanda, but those shoes need their own reality TV show

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@wrexweed Even assuming he didn’t know it was said to a 14yo, the encouragement of Erika’s substance abuse is problematic. When someone’s committing serial faux pas from binge drinking, don’t laugh #RHOBH

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@BrianJMoylan Ramona & Rinna in the same bulletin makes 4 interesting comparison- both essential villains. Ramona’s lack of self-awareness vs. Rinna’s neurotic detachment (her appearance on WWHL dressed as Joker discussing herself in 3rd person) Can’t imagine both put out to pasture

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@BrianJMoylan Kathy’s rancor @ Kyle is revealed when she asks her “I’m not a liar, am I?” The HR investigation was dropped bc it was Erika’s word against Kathy’s-no witnesses. Kathy wanted Kyle 2 bear witness. Kyle won’t say Erika&Rinna R lying. Kyle says “U R hurting me” not “That’s false”

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@BrianJMoylan 1 of ur best!Altho puffs of black smoke& a loose screw came flying out of my ear hole when I tried 2decode this: “I do not believe Kathy didn’t text Rinna 2stay silent bc Kathy, a person who doesn’t even understand how Instagram DMs work, just deleted the messages off her phone”

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@thirdking0208 Extemporaneous responses R not Sutton’s strong suit. She performs poorly at reunions, on #WWHL &in group scenes. She freezes &goes mute when stressed.She’s generous with sharing her personal life &occasionally brave against bullies, so she’s beloved in spite of limitations #RHOBH

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I cannot fathom why Diana was provided questions in advance. She was OBVIOUSLY reading a publicist’s pre-written responses from the screen when Andy questioned her. That is not the way #RHOBHReunion #RHOBH is done.

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Garcelle had the *only* appropriate response to this moment #RHOBH

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Spoiler Alert🚨: Next week on #RHOA we’ll meet Marlo’s mom’s boyfriend who will turn out to be none other than #RHOSLC Whitney Rose’s dad!

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@WendyOsefo That’s not a boyfriend. That’s an escort.

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@DannyPellegrino The orange is the only one that will stand the test of time for generations because it isn’t subject to any trend.

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@ProducToFsocAT @bravomfbravo1 Ikr? I’m like, “Why is she standing in the airport Amex lounge circa 1983?”