Sleepy 🖖

Sometimes I’m funny • 27

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

I’m celebrating the US by listening to only eagle cries on repeat today.

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

He didn’t look anything like Spock btw

[Fangamer @Fangamer]

Black Friday merch has arrived in our Stardew Valley collection! Pick up a Feast of the Winter Star ornament or plan ahead with a Springtime Harvest scarf. Plus a Spanish-language edition of the Stardew Valley Guidebook!

Browse the full collection: https://t.co/06AOpuhg9V

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

I just waved over the toilet paper dispenser like it was a paper towel dispenser and this is what I’m talking about with this new age shit

[Clean City Bird @cleancitybird]

@detransaqua The predators are getting WAY too comfortable 😭

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

Nah bc men who watch women’s wrestling are weird as fuck and can’t keep their porn brained comments to themselves.

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

@HallownestRyy Sometimes it’s like that for real 😭😂 glad you’ve recovered

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

@HallownestRyy Hang in there :’) hope you’re ok!

[Pop Flop @ThePopFlop]

Lana Del Rey’s new single ‘Henry, come on’ is rumored to release this Friday, March 28th.

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

@aashjane I don’t know yet :( she said after work

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

My sister texted me today, “I stumbled upon a secret, I have to FaceTime you later.”
??!?

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

I just lost the game, again

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

It’s so cold in this kitchen I can see my breath tf

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

I’m out here like “mm I could have a snack.” And then I make soup?

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

This girl I met in Washington texted me, “IT’S TIME!” And the way it took me so long to remember she was pregnant when I left-

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

Even busy it was so nice, I love morning shift 😮‍💨

[Sleepy 🖖 @DeepSleeper007]

This restaurants about to be so fucking busy