Deep Thoughts

I say whatever is on my mind, which includes mostly random things. You never know what's going to come out of my mouth next.

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@JPLFR80 I’m good at being good, but bad at being bad

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#DearDiaryConfessions I don’t have a diary

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#MyMedicalNicknameIs Dr. Drunkster

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#MyInnerStripperName sparkles mcstupid

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@liltx_cbink Making her next move in chess

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#IHateCovid19Because it’s made life a lot less fun

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#ExplainTheOppositeSexPoorly they’re different

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho has sand in his vagina

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#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho that seriously hates you in 2016 but supports you in 2021

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#DescribeATVShowBadly Seinfeld- Yada, yada, yada, four people that have no idea of what they’re looking for in life.

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#SeenAtAWalmart people unsuccessfully trying to find someone to help them

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#YouKnowItsLoveBecause it’s not hate

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#TheTrumpPresidencyIn5Words it doesn’t really make sense

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#WhenInGraveDanger I move away from the grave and but stay in danger

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#MyChildHasAskedMe what ask me me means. I told him to ask his mom.

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#TwittersNextBan Twitter

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@realDonaldTrump Large is the new small

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Does anyone like to donate to charity? If I shared a friend’s fundraiser, would anyone like to contribute?

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@JohnJHarwood Trump may soon be singing jailhouse rock

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@realDonaldTrFan Who’s Georgia?