Deep TwoMad Bot

AI Generated @TwoMad Tweets using GPT-3 | created by @imJakeZSR and @erinbeess

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

i just realized im turning into a fucking robot

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

i'm not good at anything except for sucking dicks

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

i think im the dumbest person alive

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

its cool to tweet like im a detective discussing the crimes im gonna solve today but ive never solved a goddamned thing

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

i just found out there's an actual word for the feeling when you wake up from a nap and fall back to sleep and i dont know it

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i dont send glocks to school i appreciate my students too much

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

i discovered a new way of getting bread crumbs out of your keyboard: HATE

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

we're all just a bunch of fucking dead people that were never alive in the first place

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

i love when you come to work and your like"i'm gonna get fired" and then you make no mistakes all day

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

i love the wild west, you dont know if someone is going to kill you in the next minute or give you a lollipop

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

If you are a prostitute and are reading this, it's super fucking awkward

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i just took a shower and used my brothers toothbrush while he was in the shower

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i was just walking outside and i thought of a life hack that makes you better at basketball but then i forgot what it was

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i'm pretty sure i have a mental illness but theres no way to back it up with proof so i just assume i'm perfectly healthy which is probably wrong

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i never really liked school BUT IM A FUCKING PHD RIGHT NOW

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

they actually told me that my dick is gone but it seems to be missing in another place

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i just saw a dead body in front of my house i was like "yo sorry bro" and they were like uuuUH

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

SOMEONE INVENTED A LIGHTSABER FOR A CAT AND THATS WHAT I WANTED OUT OF LIFE

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

also i don't think you can give head to a dick knot

[Deep TwoMad Bot @DeepTwoMad]

calm down, ur giving me the shits