Deepanshu

Humor Comes From Self-Confidence || Mech Engg.

[Deepanshu @DeepanshuAAP]

Dinner With
@mukeshahlawatap ji
@aapabhinav ji

[Atul Navodayan @NavodayanAtul]

गरीब की एक पहचान ये भी है कि
उनका बर्थडे जून-जुलाई में ही आता है।

[Deepanshu @DeepanshuAAP]

@OfficialDMRC

Hey @OfficialDMRC 🚇 The cooling situation on the pink Line is absolutely pathetic — and it's been this way for far too long.

Passengers are sweating through their commutes while the AC barely functions.
Please fix this.
#DMRC #DelhiMetro

[Aishwarya Pradhan ✍️ 🇮🇳 @aishwaryam99]

शादी के कार्ड्स में व्यर्थ का धन बर्बाद करने वालों को विकास जी से सीख लेनी चाहिए।
हथेली पर आ जाने वाला कार्ड..... जो मुश्किल से 4 या 5 रुपये का छपा होगा।
ऐसा ही कार्ड शिक्षा मंत्री जी के पुत्र के विवाह का छपा था।

[Ravisutanjani @Ravisutanjani]

🚨 Govt To Reward ₹1000 For Reporting 'Dirty Toilets' on Highways and Expressways

• Click Picture
• Upload on Rajmarg Yatra App
• Get ₹1000 FASTag Credit after Verification

This Initiative is Launched By MoRTH

The Same Should Be Done For Municipalities

[Aman Shetty - OneAssure @aman_shettty]

How to read a health insurance policy in under 20 minutes:

- Skip the first 10 pages. Go directly to the "exclusions" section.
- Read every exclusion. These are the things that will not be paid.
- Then find "waiting periods." Note all three types.
- Then find "sub-limits" or "room rent." Note the cap.
- Then find "co-payment." Note the percentage and when it applies.

Everything else is mostly standard. These five sections are where claims fail.

[Janardan Mishra @janardanspeaks]

एक नौजवान ने अपने दादा से पूछा :- "दादा जी...आप लोग पहले कैसे रहते थे ?
न कोई टेक्नोलॉजी , न जहाज, न कम्प्यूटर, न गाड़ियाँ, न मोबाइल ।"
दादा जी ने जवाब दिया :- "जैसे तुम लोग आजकल रहते हो.
न पूजा, न पाठ, न दीन, न धरम, न लज्जा, न शरम "

[Mr. Rumi @Mahsar_khan]

जो निःशुल्क है वही सबसे ज़्यादा क़ीमती है

नींद, शांति, आनंद, हवा, पानी और सबसे ज़्यादा हमारी साँसें।

~ओशो

[Gurmeet Chadha @connectgurmeet]

Ek hi month mein Holi, Eid, War, Petrol n Gas shortage, thand, garmi , baarish , World cup sab dekh Lia..

Abhi bhi March khatam nahi hua :(

[Anshika @RealAnshikaS]

इसका अर्थ किस किस को समझ आया?

[Chidanand Tripathi @thetripathi58]

STOP USING YOUR IPHONE LIKE A BASIC FLIP PHONE.

You’re only using 10% of what iOS can actually do.

Copy these 15 hidden features to upgrade your daily workflow

[Deepanshu @DeepanshuAAP]

@jellyx20 Smart watch count/record your calories

[Vipin Gautam (Viipin I Gautam) @viipin8]

HOW STUDENTS ARE USING GEMINI TO PREDICT EXAM TOPICS (Up to 40–50% ACCURACY)
Not cheating.
Not guessing.
Only pattern analysis.

Copy these 7 prompts to predict any exam.
BOOKMARK or LOSE

A Thread↴

[Aariv Khanna @AarivKhanna]

The Notes app on your iPhone is one of the most powerful tools available.

But 99% of people don’t know its true potential.

Here are 15 amazing features you must know:

[Zoya Khan @Zoyakhan7025]

जब थाना, कोर्ट, कचहरी मे आपकी जमानत के लिए कोई न हो? और हॉस्पिटल मे आपका हालचाल पूछने वाला कोई न हो...

तो फिर शादियों मे हजारों लोगों को खाना खिलाने की क्या जरूरत है... ??

[Abhijit Chokshi | Investors का दोस्त @stockifiabhijit]

If pharma companies cured you,
They would go bankrupt.

If banks helped you get out of debt,
They would collapse.

If politicians solved all your problems,
Nobody would elect them again.

If Tom kills Jerry, game is over.
It's all just a big Fake show.

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Mary Kom said - Kaisa ladka hai jo ladki ki kamayi khata hai.

Millions of unemployed women live on their husbands’ money in India. But men never mock women for that.

This is the difference between men and women.

Also, a girl with a job will never marry an unemployed man.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

As a man, Neverrrrrrrrr feel guilty spending money on:

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Whey protein
Eggs
Chicken
Fruits
Gym membership
Good shoes
Mattress
Quality pillows
Water filter
Haircut
Skincare basics
Books
Tools
Internet

These aren't luxuries. they're maintenance.

[AI Girl @LetsGrowithAI]

The Notes app on your iPhone is one of the most powerful tools available.

But 99% of people don’t know its true potential.

Here are 15 amazing features you must know:

[रावण @raavan_india]

पनीर खाने जाओ तो वो नकली ,
घी खरीदने जाओ तो वो मिलावटी ,
ENO नकली ,ORS नकली , पेट्रोल भी नकली ,
नेता नकली ,अभिनेता नकली ,साधु मौलवी नकली ,
अधिकारी नकली , दूतावास नकली , सर्टिफिकेट नकली ,

एक कोलगेट बाकी रह गया था उसकी भी *** गई 🤡

अबे FSSAI वालों , सब मर जाएंगे तब जागोगे क्या मतलब टोपबाजी चल रही है।