Average Indian Uncles' idea of fitness:
Go for morning "walk" in groups of no less than 6.
Walk 2 km while discussing latest WhatsApp forwards.
Assemble in the park.
Sit on stone benches and lift arms and legs thinking they are doing asanas.
Do breathing exercises and some laughter routines.
Chat and gossip.
Eat samosas and kachoris with sweet milk chai.
Go home.
No wonder fitness is at its lowest right now.
it’s a systemic push for continuous record profits. People have become so greedy it's not about one sector everywhere this nonsense is going on they just need an excuse to pull your money.
Me - My car is running perfect fine, will be sending it for a routine servicing tomorrow
Tomorrow
Showroom guy -
Sir, sab kuch kharab hai, ye b nahi chal raha hai, wo bhi nahi chalra, sir gadi new karni padegi
Tourism is one of the best ways to bring foreign currency into the country. Instead of prioritizing it, the government is out here telling us not to travel abroad. Make it make sense! 😂📉
🚨 Number of Tourist Arrivals in 2025
• Malaysia : 42.20 Mn
• Thailand : 32.97 Mn
• Vietnam : 21.17 Mn
• Indonesia : ~15.20 Mn
• Singapore : 16.91 Mn
• India : 9.00 Million
Tourism Has Massive Potential in India
But We Aren't Serious About This Sector
@CUGL_PNG @MoPNG_eSeva Applied for new connection in Jarauli Phase 1, Kanpur on 11 April. Rs 5000 paid successfully. BP No: 1000201994, App No: D00033435. Over a month and no response or installation progress. Please look into this urgently.
Thanks to dumb government policies, even buying a car feels like a gamble now.
Petrol car - kab kitna ethanol mix kar dein, koi clarity nahi.
Diesel car - kab uski lifespan aur resale khatam kar dein, pata nahi.
EV - city ke bahar proper infrastructure hi nahi hai.
Consumer bas experiment ka subject ban ke reh gaya hai.
Happening with me.
Most times Scoring 50 or more runs in an IPL match (during 16-20 overs)
7 times - AB Devilliers
4 times - Andre Russell
4 times - Rishabh Pant
3 times - 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝘂𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀*
3 times - Kieron Pollard
3 times - Mayank Agarwal
2 times - MS Dhoni
2 times - Dinesh Karthik
2 times - Virat Kohli
2 times - Hardik Pandya
2 times - Yuvraj Singh
2 times - Suresh Raina
2 times - Sanju Samson
#RRvsPBKS
Seeing Pooran and Klaasen struggling to get rhythm after quitting international cricket, how did Abd manage to still be the IPL's best batter after quitting international cricket man, that brother is real alien.
Dont let the zeros fool you, It’s just math. Once you actually start buying things, you realize that "1 Lakh" note is treated like a 100 buck bill. Those zeros are just decoration; you are really only getting 500-800 worth of value. However Bali is a great place for vacation.
Just finishing my vacation in Indonesia.
Beautiful country with good people and most importantly one of the places where Indian rupees purchasing power feels good. Quite affordable
1 lakh Indonesian rupees= 550 INR :)
Why is he even allowed to do this ? Why petrol pump people don’t deny it and why government cant take action and arrest such people? There are thousands of loopholes in system and the authorities keep sleeping.
हर एक आदमी अगर 1000 लीटर के पानी के टैंक में आकर तेल की जमाखोरी करेगा तो देश में नार्मल स्थिति में भी तेल की कमी हो जाएगी।
ये कुछ मूर्ख लोग ही माहौल बिगाड़ रहे है- सरकार को अपने वाहन में अलावा खुले में तेल लेने पर पूर्ण प��रतिबंध लगाने के बारे में सोचना चाहिए।
Nowadays, a bowler touching 150 kmph becomes headline news
rewind to the 2008 CB Series
Lee vs Sehwag
first over
All deliveries over 150kmph with such a smooth action
वीडियो सूरत शहर की है । जहाँ एक अफ़वाह ने प���रे शहर को पेट्रोल के लिए लाइन में खड़ा कर दिया । जब की पेट्रोल की कोई कमी नहीं है ।
लेकीन ऐसे हालात से पेट्रोल की कमी होना निश्चित है ।