Ben Nelson

I like drawing.

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

@DesignINcase Are those custom weapons for the Blue Zeo Ranger and the red, black, and yellow Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?

I would love to get my hands on those.

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

@markiplier super random and I know you are crazy busy, but have you ever thought of doing a let's play of FNAF World?
I love your channel and always watch your FNAF videos every year in October to help me get in the spoopy mood.

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

What if film critics looked at Tom Holland con way they look at Gal Gadot? https://t.co/SPuspXhhsA via @BrowBeat

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@BIG987FM Cucumbers are good for your "intimate life"

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

So there's this guy Len and this guy Abe. They are in a relationship.
Milk milk Len N Abe round the corner fudge is packed. #lemonade

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

I go up to the bar tender and ask if he knew Len and Abe.
The next thing I know he gives me a Lemonade with a concerned look on his face.

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

I consider putting on pants a daily chore.

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

Her long long hair tucked into her underwear
#misheardlyrics

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Let's make like an irresponsible teenage boy and try to pull out of this difficult situation. #InappropriateThingsToSayInPublic

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

Let's make like an irresponsible teenage girl a month after prom night and abort this awkward situation. #InappropriateThingsToSayInPublic

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

How fucked up are bird houses?
It's almost like a human being forced to wear human bone jewelry then having animals live inside of that.

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

If hipsters dressed up as hipsters for Halloween, would that be ironic enough?

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

@Neevipanda

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

Dietitian: "You should consume less dairy."
Me: "You should refer me to a better Dietitian."
#CheeseAddict

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If someone were to eat an alien like Groot, would it be under the vegetable category or meat category? #JustWondering #ShowerThoughts

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My Butts Hurt..? #ART

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Not sure why I always turn down the volume of my iPod in public when an inappropriate song comes on. #headphones #CanTheyHearMe #No

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

That awkward moment when you're trying to say "I'm at a great point in my life." And it auto-corrects to wife. #Dirty #AutoCorrect

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

@SHAQ I have a brilliant idea for a restaurant #FlapSHAQs

[Ben Nelson @DeerRoommate]

Lady: "Can I ax you a question?"
Me: "Yes, Axew is a dragon type Pokemon."
#TheMoreYouKnow #Pokemon