DTunedDeer

Ed Hardy Gi Warrior | M | 27

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@Bunchasticks That was the ATC in your head talking to you

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@Bunchasticks That’s EXACTLY what I thought. Like it’s virtually indistinguishable from a mudskipper if you take away the colors.

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@akarugon_ Are you also available to do a commission for word art like the Akarugon logo?

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@TemooTitan Chris Benoit Factory

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@Dubmare Wait… you’re not Beth…

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@theblessedsalt If you will make no counteraction against the attacks of your enemy, nor take any defensive or evasive actions (just or unjust) you are not at war. You have capitulated.

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@weeklyworldnews Sources tell me Bat Boy is stable.

Please God

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Somewhere out there is a beautiful Japanese princess splendidly attired in her immaculate kimono with matching oil-paper umbrella, strolling elegantly in a breezy sea of peach blossoms dreaming of the day she finally meets her greasy unwashed Gamer King (me)

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@Lex_cat11 Bush dog

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@25YearsAgoLive And Monster Jam World Finals 2 is tomorrow! Boy, I sure hope the WCW sponsored Sting truck will stick around for longer than 24 hours after this.

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New insult:

“You’re about as exciting as a 19th century Christmas present.”

[adult swim @adultswim]

An important announcement from Michael and Zach

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@ActualNames1 So THAT’S what it stands for…

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@dinychh Hi! I would LOVE one for my dilophosaurus character! Can you message me? my dm’s are broken.

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@PEAXHWATER Ping me please!

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Thinking about becoming a really loud-jingly-carabiner-keys guy

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I changed the TV to Ben 10 while Paw-Paw was watching bikini mud wrasslin’ on ESPN 8: The Ocho and he pitched a Pink Floyd ashtray at my skull with a velocity not seen in airborne projectiles classed by the state of Florida to be “missiles” since Canseco broke into the 40-40 Club

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@aevris_ Rad Rod
Spectacular Scepter
Bewitching Bongus

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Skateboarding Baby Names (Boy):

Shredward
Kickphillip
Steezy Smith
Frontside 1080

Skateboarding Baby Names (Girl):

Alley-Oop
Chickflip
Christ Air
Michael