Hugh Glass 🥋

Hardcore gambler, Buffalo wing and draft beer fanatic, outdoor cranker, ex-potato farmer

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@mcdangerwood Also probably made an absolute bag this summer

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@luther_napa @PardonMyTake Who tf eats mashed potatoes with a spoon

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

Damn my rocket money app is peppering me with spending notifications this morning

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

Slight temp drop I have noticed in the mornings has me fully ready for fall. It’s going to be a tough season but we will fight.

[No3 Sports @No3sports]

Top landing spots for Diego Pavia after being released by the Ravens

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

so to summarize:

🏳️‍⚧️ volunteers at a youth shelter

takes pics of himself jerking off at the shelter

police find out

don’t arrest him, for some reason

he then goes and gets a job as a babysitter

rapes every child in the home, including an infant

the child victims are taught to refer to him as a woman

media refers to him as a woman

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@tacoking42 @KentMurphy DJ batting .341 and posada .362 are you kidding

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@tacoking42 @KentMurphy Every once in a while I still find myself thinking about that lineup and the pitching isn’t even listed.. Talk about a fucking ball club

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

Carmela’s haircut still pisses me off

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@EmmanuelAcho @thepivot Accepted for like 7 years and sucked the whole time lmao

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

Just found out I owe 2 friends of mine substantial money

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

Starting offensive guard for the Auburn Tigers enjoying the offseason in Nashville

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@KliffDixonLLC @SomaKazima2 Say thank you

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@KliffDixonLLC @SomaKazima2 I agree, permission to carry on

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

I hate when people say “you made my day” it’s so fucking stupid

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

Been a straight up chud lately

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

Kickin myself for not brining them while I am at work. Oh well…

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

So pumped for my farmer market pork chops for dinner

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@MySportsUpdate @Jerrythekid21 Holy shit MVP

[Hugh Glass 🥋 @Deerman1700]

@KliffDixonLLC @BaseballRoswell @PerfectGameUSA No team I played on would ever leave it like that. Shame to see